Community (TV Series)

Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking (2011)

Alison Brie: Annie Edison

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Quotes 

• Shirley Bennett : Britta, you've got to forgive yourself. Look at me, I've forgiven all of you for the horrible things...

  [Britta snatches the CD from Shirley and walks quickly] 

  Shirley Bennett : Oh, for crying out loud Shirley, we're gonna listen to it.

  [Shirley chases after] 

  Shirley Bennett : I don't wanna listen to it. Britta, please. Britta. Britta, wait. Britta.

  [Britta loads the CD on player] 

  Shirley Bennett : [on recording]  I'll be right back. Don't learn anything without me.

  Pierce Hawthorne : [on recording]  So how much do we all hate Shirley?

  Annie Edison : [on recording]  Pierce, knock it off.

  Jeff Winger : [on recording]  Hey, James Bond, stop trying to record us with that stupid spy pen.

  Abed Nadir : [on recording]  We can see the blinking light. Troy:

  Troy Barnes : [on recording]  Why do you keep trying to record us bad-mouthing each other?

  Jeff Winger : Because, he thinks friendship is a competition, and he's trying to get the upper hand.

  Pierce Hawthorne : You think Shirley's any different?

  Britta Perry , Annie Edison , Jeff Winger , Abed Nadir , Troy Barnes : [on recording]  Yes.

  Jeff Winger : Moron.

  Shirley Bennett : Hello.

  Britta Perry : I guess we do owe you an apology. We shouldn't have said those things about you.

  Shirley Bennett : [cut to Shirley in a storage closet]  I guess the lesson here is that I sometimes use guilt as a weapon.

  Abed Nadir : [Abed enters]  What are you doing?

  Shirley Bennett : Oh, just shooting a talking head or did you want me to be the only one who didn't have one?

  Abed Nadir : No, go ahead.

  [Abed exits] 

  Shirley Bennett : I think it stems from when I was...

• Annie Edison : I don't wanna die in a place like this. People shouldn't die in the same place People magazines do.

  Shirley Bennett : I hope to die surrounded by my family.

  Jeff Winger : That's the only way I'd agree to be surrounded by my family.

• Annie Edison : What does it mean?

  Pierce Hawthorne : What do you mean, "What does it mean?"

  Annie Edison : No riddles. You're screwing around with everyone. You gave me a tiara, what does it mean? Are these... are these blood diamonds?

  [loudly whispers] 

  Annie Edison : Are they Holocaust diamonds?

  Pierce Hawthorne : No!

  Annie Edison : Well, what does it mean?

  Pierce Hawthorne : It means you're my favorite.

  Annie Edison : [cut to Annie sitting alone]  What does that mean?

• Annie Edison : [Annie enters Pierce's hospital room]  Pierce? I figured out your test. Crowns, presents, punishments, favorites. You're trying to show me the dangers of my own elitism. My constant striving to be the best. So I'm re-queathing this tiara. Because If I become the person who thinks it's their place to pick favorites and torture the rest, I'll die sad and alone. And that's what you were trying to teach me.

  Pierce Hawthorne : Very good, Annie. You pass.

  [Annie turns and exits] 

  Pierce Hawthorne : She's actually just my favorite.