Burn Notice (TV Series)

Fast Friends (2010)

Bruce Campbell: Sam Axe

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• [first lines] 

  Sam Axe : [close on Sam]  Mike, I'm tellin' ya, don't do it.

  Michael Westen : [across the room]  What, you don't like the belt buckle?

  Sam Axe : I'm not kidding around here. You gotta put a kibosh on this.

  Michael Westen : Sam, we talked about this.

  Sam Axe : [getting up]  Well, maybe we didn't talk about it enough! You're workin' for the same sons of bitches that burned you, Mike, and you're gonna meet with this... Vince guy?

  Michael Westen : Vaughn?

  Sam Axe : Vaughn. Good name for a vampire. I'm just sayin', I don't think you thought this through.

  Michael Westen : I don't love working with him, but what we're doing is important.

  Sam Axe : Why? Because Simon got out? OK, he was a bad guy.

  [Michael shoots Sam a look like, "Remember the hotel bomb you and Fi had to defuse?"] 

  Sam Axe : OK, a very bad guy! But he's stuck in a dungeon somewhere! Problem solved.

  Michael Westen : If it was just about Simon, maybe, but the guy who helped him escape has bigger plans.

  Sam Axe : I know you feel this is on your shoulders, but it's not your job to solve everything. Just walk away.

  Michael Westen : [softly]  I got an innocent man burned for looking into this. If I stop now, I'll have ruined Jesse Porter's life for nothing.

  Sam Axe : [reluctantly]  OK, fine.

  [Michael moves to leave] 

  Sam Axe : But I still think Vaughn is a vampire name!

• Sam Axe : You know, I'm a little hurt, Maddie. You never spruced the place up when I was here.

  Madeline Westen : That's because he's a *paying* renter, Sam, not someone who's going to detonate explosives in my solarium.

• Sam Axe : Did I mention I'm not a fan of running a mission with a kid we barely know?

  Michael Westen : Ten times.

  Sam Axe : I'm just sayin', these counterintel types, Mike, they're lone wolves, they're not team players.

  Michael Westen : This is Jesse's best shot at getting Khan off his back. He'll behave. Here we go, Sam.

  Sam Axe : OK, that's where Jesse's supposed to set up shop.

  [Jesse shakes his head, thinking, "To hell with this," and goes over the wall and fence] 

  Michael Westen : And yet he's still moving.

  Sam Axe : What the hell's he doin'?

  Michael Westen : [disappointed and annoyed]  His version of the plan. Watch my back.

• Sam Axe : Okay, for the record, I already hate everything about this.