Jumping the Broom (2011)
Mrs. Watson: Life is like a disco, no matter how the music changes, you just keep on dancing.
Mrs. Watson: Well, if the sofa hasn't been repossessed, please find yourself on it, tonight.
Willie Earl: [to Chef, after catching him being intimate with Blythe] I mean, I know you ain't got your private parts out around all this good food, do you? And, second of all, do you have any kind of relationship with some Vaseline, lotion or anything? Your knees look like you been prayin' in some chicken flour!