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118 out of 172 people found the following review useful:
The BEST grindhouse film. PERIOD., 1 April 2011
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MovieProductions from United States
***1/2 out of (****)
Eisener's exploitative 80's grindhouse throwback, "Hobo with a
Shotgun", showcasing its brutality shamelessly, is easily the best
grindhouse film to ever grace the silver screen. "Grindhouse",
"Machete", and "Drive Angry 3D" are all strong staples to the beloved
subgenre, but "Hobo" is where its at. It's bigger, louder, and prouder.
In all honesty, this is one of the goriest films I've seen in a while,
and it takes a lot for me to say that because even the goriest Saw film
doesn't fulfill my bloody craving. The best part about "Hobo" is not
only doesn't it play it safe, but there's so much meaning, and depth
underneath it, and is executed so strongly that the message never
becomes lost or preachy.
"Hobo" revolves around well... a hobo. An anonymous one at that who
witnesses the catastrophes of the city, and decides to fight back.
First of all, the plot is just ingenious. A hobo who's tired of getting
picked on and besmirched by the townspeople decides to take a stand.
Not only is it a badass story, but can't we all relate to the plot?
Haven't we all been pushed around too long, and just wanted to do
something. To be something truly special. Also, while the deaths are
pretty sick, there's more meat on these bones. The film relies on what
a film should rely on. Its characters. The relationship between Abby
and the hobo is a strong one. I actually cared about these two. What
does it say if a film of the title "Hobo with a Shotgun" has more
character development than 95% of the garbage being released today?
To put the icing on the cake, the production values are sweet. This
film has a superb nostalgic look, and it's one of the most colorful and
vibrant movies projected on screen. But why are we here? For the
deaths! And boy, do they not disappoint. Eating glass, decapitating
heads, and shots to the head are not even the goriest segments.
Actually, they're the tamest. Not only that but almost every five
minutes there's blood. Whether a dead body in a shot, random blood, or
a kill occurring. This is just a huge blood bath. And a great one at
that.
Also, what I loved about this movie is the lack of gratuitous nudity. I
hate how almost every grindhouse flick has to have the need to throw in
random boobs or sex in the film. I know it's part of the titillation,
but it's rather absurd, and feels out of context. "Hobo" had one scene
exposing those jugs, and it actually fit the mood because of its humor.
However, it was just THAT scene and wasn't littered throughout the
movie.
Ignore those reviewers saying they were "disappointed" because it
wasn't "what they were expecting". If you're expecting a good time,
dammit, you're going to get one. Two strong leads, heaps and heaps of
blood, a slick story, and some solid production values. You're going to
tell me that doesn't even get you excited in the slightest? "Hobo with
a shotgun" might just be the best movie I'll see this year. The others
have just not delivered on what they promised. How sad is it to see a
movie with this title can actually be the best movie of the year, when
probably half of the Oscar choices will be pretentious dribble. Don't
even think about seeing this film. Just do it. Go ahead, I'll wait.
85 out of 132 people found the following review useful:
Hobo with a Shotgun is a bloody good time at sundance, 22 January 2011
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ianfarkas9 from United States
He's a guardian angel walking the streets, a vicious protector of the
weak and innocent. He is the hobo with a shotgun. He is Rutger Hauer.
Hobo with a Shotgun is the story of... well, the title pretty much says
it all. Bad guys led by a enjoyably psychotic gang lord named Drake
dominate the unnamed city that is the setting of the movie. Drake and
his two equally messed up offspring, Slick and Ivan, terrorize the
people of this tortured city uncontested until the arrival of Hauer's
Hobo, intent on using his saved nickels and dimes to buy a rusty old
lawnmower that will surly start him on a honest, rewarding career.
Sadly for Mr. Hobo, destiny has other plans, and our hero uses his
mower money to purchase a old pump action shotgun with the intent of
cleaning up the city. Along the way he is aided by a prostitute named
Abby (a stunningly beautiful Molly Dunsworth) who has an affinity for
destruction.
This films greatest strength is its oddball tone and freakishly
beautiful bursts of violence that occur periodically through the movie.
The chunks of the movie that involve crazy old Rutger Hauer blasting
through waves of baddies in brutal fashion and the bizarre acts of
violence perpetrated by the films antagonists are easily the
highlights, and they never fail to delight with their brilliant,
twisted gore effects. Director Jason Eisener is a master of cinematic
displays of blood and guts, and god bless him for it because it takes
the film to a whole other level. I would love to provide an example for
your reading pleasure, but tragically spoiling any part of this movie
is a crime to heinous to contemplate committing. Just know you will
leave the theater feeling like a changed man after the brutal displays
of carnage presented.
Unfortunately, the film is ultimately brought down by some poor scenes
that stretched on for agonizing lengths. Many of these involve our
homeless protagonist ranting senselessly to his lovely caretaker Abby,
others involve the already hyperbolically inflated villains plotting
the death of the Hobo. Perhaps what is most tragic is that Hauer, with
the exception several brilliant lines in the films third act, never
gets a chance to truly shine as the shotgun wielding hero, a huge
disappointment considering the potential he possessed. Regardless of
these flaws, the film is still an incredible experience based solely on
the incredible displays of creative gore.
54 out of 86 people found the following review useful:
It's perfectly awful!, 6 April 2011
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cliff-201 from Spain
This is a great example of a movie that is made to be corny, cheesy and
fun to watch!
It was like watching a B movie 80's horror BUT it is meant to be that
way instead of the usual happening where the movie was seriously made
and you can't help but cringe at how bad it is!
Rutger Hauer is great as the hobo, funny as hell! I remember 'ol Rutger
from wedlock and other decades old films of his so to see him in this
is hilarious and couldn't help think what a great actor for agreeing to
make this film (ok the real life truth is something different, money
and fame, but i like my version of reality!)...quality!
I don't want to give away any spoilers and would just recommend that
you watch it and remember it is meant to be a horror spoof kind of
thing, so leave your serious head at the door...this film genre is a
bit like machete i guess except machete sucks and this one doesn't...
61 out of 102 people found the following review useful:
When I grow up I wanna be a Hobo with a Shotgun., 3 April 2011
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ElijahCSkuggs from Happy Land, who lives in a Gumdrop House on Lolly Pop Lane
Bloody babe: "You can't save the world with a shotgun."
Hobo: "It's the only thing I know."
It's true. Once he put that shotgun in his Hobo mittens he and shotgun
became one. From this moment forth, whenever you hear the word, Hobo,
you will always think, Shotgun. The shotgun is the Yang to the Hobo's
Ying.
Rutger Hauer plays the slightly-losing it old hobo who after decades
has finally realized what he wants to do with his life - be a
landscaper; he wants to mow lawns. So, on his ventures of hoboing up
and down the railroad tracks looking for a means to a beginning, he's
arrived at 'Scumtown', and this is where he meets up with trusty ole
Shotgun.
See, Scumtown is controlled by Drake and Sons. Three psychopathic dudes
who get serious kicks out of decapitation, burn victims and simply put,
gore. Confused ole Rutger the Hobo is privy to just one too many counts
of evil and puts his shoe (with the hole in the toe) down. What follows
is a tale of revenge, then more revenge and then...some more! Blood!
On the over-the-top action and splatter, this movie delivers big time.
It's basically non-stop offensive, silly, gross action. But what makes
it stand-out over any other recent modern exploit flick is the style it
moves with. Karim Hussain of Subconscious Cruelty fame helms the camera
here and does a very good job doing so. It's vibrant, colorful, and had
just enough creativity to raise an eye brow or two.
Any real gripes by me are related to the writing as that it's so
supremely OTT with countless swears and screaming it verges on
head-ache worthy. And the emotional scenes are so sappy and cliché that
it does nothing besides make ya roll yer eyes or crack a grin. So, with
that said, it's not really complaints per se, but just silly aspects of
the film that wear thin faster than the others.
As I said, from this moment on, the Hobo Shotgun duo are now joined at
the hips - if it wasn't already. This is a bona-fide insane film with
boner-fried sights (literally) and lots of the red stuff. You really
can't ask for much more from this film, and maybe, you might be asking
for less.
37 out of 64 people found the following review useful:
Insanely Fun, Violent Ride From Start to Finish, 6 April 2011
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shaunallenmeyer from United States
Just by the title, I could always tell that Hobo with a Shotgun was
going to be a fun bloody action movie, and I was completely right. Hobo
is a tribute to the old exploitation movies of the 70's, based on a
fake trailer from the Grindhouse double feature. Another film based on
a fake trailer from that was last year's Machete. But Hobo is so much
better. The movie is insanely graphic, so much that it begins to be a
source of comedy. I can't see this film getting anything but NC-17 if
it does get submitted for a rating.
The movie begins with a happy, overly bright view of the hobo getting
off of a train and entering an unnamed city, looking for a new life.
Immediately after, however, the city turns out to be full of crime and
violence. The hobo soon buys a shotgun and goes out, cleaning the
streets of drug dealers, pimps, and pedophile Santas. The major crime
boss of the city doesn't like this, and fearing for his reputation, he
wages war on the hobo and his "sidekick" Abby.
This was definitely one of the most fun movies I have ever seen. This
film's ability to throw in a hilarious line in the middle of a heavily
intense scene amazes me. There was not a single member of the cast who
wasn't insanely good. Two of the best performances came from Gregory
Smith and Nick Bateman as Slick and Ivan, the hilarious and scary sons
of the major crime boss. But Rutger Hauer completely steals the show as
the nameless hobo. If this film was more popular, I would say Hauer
would be up for a Best Actor nomination. His lines are always either
comedic or sad. Another thing I loved about this film was how in some
moments of extreme violence, the camera will tend to linger on small,
innocent things, making the violence very tragic. And the ending, it is
amazing and you will never see it coming. One of the most powerful
endings of a film I have seen in a while.
Hobo probably won't be playing at a theater near you unless you live in
California or New York City, but it is currently available on iTunes
for an exclusive rental. I strongly suggest renting it, it is worth the
$10 you would spend.
68 out of 127 people found the following review useful:
Hobo with a Shotgun, 27 March 2011
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cultfilmfan from Canada
Hobo with a Shotgun was one of the fake trailers in the theatrical release of the 2007 film Grindhouse, which featured two films, one by Robert Rodriguez and one by Quentin Tarantino, as well as a bunch of 70's exploitation/grind house inspired trailers. The grind house films of the 70's were usually made for very little money and they looked grainy and were often over the top with sex, violence and all other sorts of depravity and you would most likely see them at the drive in film circuits, or late at night as a midnight showings at some cinemas. Several attempts over the past few years have tried to re-create the whole look and feel of the grind house films such as the two films in the Grindhouse feature from 2007 as well as Robert Rodriguez's Machete and now comes Hobo with a Shotgun. Much like Machete, Hobo with a Shotgun was one of the fake trailers in the Grindhouse theatre experience and later was turned into a feature film. When, I first saw the trailer along with Grindhouse, I thought that it looked like it could be turned into an interesting film and then just recently I found out it was actually going to be a film and coming out soon. My anticipation peaked and I could not wait to see it having been a fan of cult/exploitation and grind house films since by teen years having grown up on them and still having fond memories of them and even watching them now, many years later I still enjoy them. Out of all the cult film experiences of the 70's and 80's that some of these newer films have tried to capture, Hobo with a Shotgun is by far the best out of all of them. The plot, if you want to call it that, is very simple. A hobo comes to a town where it is controlled by a ruthless crime lord and his sons and everywhere you go people are being murdered and the town looks like something out of a post apocalyptic film and the police are not doing anything because they are just as corrupt as the crime lords themselves. Putting aside his dream of one day buying a lawnmower to start his own business, the hobo goes and finds a shotgun and starts dishing out vigilante justice on the people who he thinks is ruining the town and the people there. Along the way he befriends a kindly prostitute named Abby and they go after and fight the evil lurking in this town. Right off I am going to say that if you are at all turned off by brutal and sadistic violence, or if you are easily offended, or grossed out by such things then do not even try watching Hobo with a Shotgun, because you will be leaving the theatre and demanding for a refund. On the other hand if you have grown up watching gory horror films and other violent exploitation films from the past and nothing of this type of thing disturbs you one bit and you are a fan of said films, then you are going to enjoy this film, a lot. The story is simple, but that is not a problem as most of the grind house and cult films from back in the day were and this one captures the visual style, the dialogue and the over the top violence in a way that makes you feel as if you have time travelled back to the 70's and are watching a brand new film released from that era about a hobo and his shotgun. The film is extremely fast paced and has a kind of energy that I haven't seen in a mainstream release in quite some time. Despite what you think of the film, you certainly can not call this film boring, or slow. It is full of action and it's a very entertaining ride the whole way through. The film is very dark, sadistic and gritty and this may sound weird, but I am glad the director did not shy away from that. The old cult films used to show some very objectionable content and get away with it, while today if your film comes close to getting an NC-17 rating it causes a big stir and you will find it a hard time to get your film released. I am glad that this director and studio had a vision, stayed with it and did not compromise to the studio system. Yes, the film is extremely morbid, sadistic and gross, but it is done with so much style and raw energy and a lot of it is so over the top that it didn't bother me in the same way a more serious film would. The visual style of the film was also really interesting to look at and the musical score suited the film perfectly. Also, Rutger Hauer who plays the hobo does a great job here. The film is very over the top, but he goes with it and pulls the role off perfectly. This is exactly how a grind house movie should be, so all other wannabe directors should take note of this film because it's certainly the best we have had in this genre in awhile. A true masterpiece of the genre and I hope it does well when it hits other parts of the world in May.
19 out of 30 people found the following review useful:
Fanaticalaboutfilms Review: Hobo With A Shotgun, 28 April 2011
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James (Fanaticalaboutfilms) from United Kingdom
So you may have a while to wait if your living in the UK for this one
to hit your screens with it not due to be released until the middle of
the summer but will it be worth the wait? The movie title kind of hints
at what is in store if you go and watch this and in that regard it does
not disappoint at all. Although you will have to wait a little bit
before hobo and shotgun are united in a cacophony of blood and guts.
This movie is about a nameless hobo (Rutger Hauer) who rides the rail
and arrives in a new town where the movies intentions are immediately
made obvious. As he wanders the streets with robberies, prostitution,
child abduction and hobo fighting occurring all around him, we are
introduced to Drake (Brian Downey) the twister ruler of the town and
his two sons, Slick (Gregory Smith) and Ivan (Nick Bateman). When
father and sons decapitate their brother/uncle with a car, manhole
cover and barbed wire rope we are left with the distinct impression
that they rule the roost and are not to be messed with. After observing
more obscenities Rutger comes to the aid of a prostitute in trouble,
Abby (Molly Dunsworth) and they strike up an unlikely friendship as the
movie progresses.
Now our hobo's dream is but a simple one, he is intent on starting a
honest gardening business and gathers his pennies to buy an old
lawnmower. However fate conspires against him and he ends up with a
pump action shotgun instead and sets about ridding the streets of crime
(definitely makes for a better story!) With one liners as classic as:
Abby: "You can't solve all the world's problems with a shotgun!" Hobo:
"It's all I know." it's not hard to see the standard that this movie
has set for itself! It doesn't take itself seriously but then neither
should you.
This movie is literally bubbling over with blood and gore left, right
and centre and leaves little to the imagination. In fact I don't think
it leaves anything to the imagination whatsoever. Jason Eisener, in his
first proper movie as a director, knows how to make a bloody scene even
more gory than you could imagine. At times the gore looks quite
convincing and at others less so but it comes so thick and fast that
you won't have time to worry yourself with small matters such as that.
If you don't have a strong stomach them I definitely recommend that you
give this one a miss and that also goes for people who think that this
movie won't involve children in the mayhem, because it does and on
several occasions as well. I also liked the way in which the movie was
done with old school technicolor style credits and titles making the
movie feel it was made several decades ago rather than in 2011.
All in all this was what I was expecting but in some places it went
further than I thought it would. If you are looking for a gore and guts
fest with a couple of very cheesy one liners strewn about the place
then this does it well and is for you. If your not then I'd give it a
wide berth.
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27 out of 49 people found the following review useful:
HOBO has Gun, will Travel...., 8 April 2011
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DjfunkmasterG from United States
There are all types of films I love, from Sergio Leone classics to the
Lloyd Kaufmann Troma flicks of years past and present. Hell, as an
indie filmmaker myself it is always nice to turn to indie genre cinema
to see what the low budget guys are churning out because in the
plethora of these films a few gems stick out from time to time... HOBO
is one of those gems.
Hollywood as watered us down year after year with sequels, remakes, and
just plain garbage, and the true visceral hardcore cinema us
Generations X-er's grew up on has been long gone, unless you're a gen
x-er who dabbles in independent filmmaking.
HOBO, the new feature film based upon the Canadian Faux Grindhouse
trailer attached to the Canadian prints of Grindhouse is now making
waves left and right around the world.
Rutger Hauer, in top form, is a homeless man who strolls on into to
Hope Town, a crime ridden haven that would most likely be compared to
Hell on Earth.
HOBO, goes completely over the top, and I mean completely over. It
crosses plenty of boundaries that have made people stand-up and cheer,
or jeer depending on your particular stance on the subject matter at
hand.
Is HOBO a social commentary on today's world... Maybe. I didn't go into
HOBO expecting some type of commentary, I went into it hoping for some
entertainment and it delivered. Now I will say that HOBO might not been
as good without RUTGER... the film does meander at times and some of
the other performances, while cringe worthy, do help this cheesy
exploitation flick, but it is RUTGER who really makes the film become
remember-able.
The film does have some moments that most people would immediately
criticize as shoddy filmmaking, but they in fact add to the indie
nature of the film. A couple of times I did see some fundamental
filmmaking rules broken, but my response to that is... who decided
these rules are in fact "The Rules" I myself break a lot of the rules,
180, CU, MCU, establishing shots etc... why do I break'em... because I
don't care, and neither should anyone else.
Genre film audiences I think will truly enjoy HOBO... however, the more
mainstream crowd is going to immediately switch this off because of the
violence/exploitative nature of the material... which is a shame
because HOBO is probably one of the best VIGILANTE films ever made. I
kid you not. For any person who has been fed up with the day to day
life of crime and other issues in their world, HOBO helps you feel like
you got the revenge you have so wanted but are unable to act upon
because in reality... jail may not be your singular goal in life.
HOBO is definitely not for the faint of heart. So those with weak
stomach's should seriously avoid this film... but it will be a sad loss
because if you enjoy over the top action, you get your fill here frame
after frame after frame.
So from one indie filmmaker to another... thumbs up cast & crew of
HOBO. JOB WELL DONE
Gary Ugarek 8 stars out of 10.
6 out of 8 people found the following review useful:
All he wanted was a lawn mower!, 21 April 2011
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nearlyreformed-885-642314 from United Kingdom
The story of a homeless man who arrives in a new town overran with crime and batman like super villains. All he wanted was a lawn mower! He intercepts an armed robbery and suddenly decides to become a homeless vigilante- a hobo with a shotgun! Terrible acting from everyone but the legendary Hauer and some insanely over the top blood, guts and gore make this a fantastically silly but fun film to watch. Very much a B movie in every way which does not take itself too seriously. Great fun- but not for the easily offended. Our hero is never even given a name in true video nasty style. I am a huge fan of what in the UK we call the video nasty generation and I am delighted that these films I grew up with are being homaged and remade etc now. This isn't as classy or intelligent as the Rodriguez/Tarantino team up Grindhouse (Planet Terror and Death Proof) but still in the same vein and if you enjoyed those you will love this.
9 out of 14 people found the following review useful:
The writers must have had a (shotgun) blast making this manuscript!, 27 June 2011
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Erlend Arntsen (Sirjump) from Porsgrunn, Norway
Dialogue:
"You can't save the world with a shotgun." "It's the only thing I
know."
The writers must have had a (shotgun) blast making this manuscript!
Hehe... this was a breath of "fresh" air. Not been too many splatter
movies out lately and this one didn't intend to be more than it was
either.
Glad to see one of the cool actors from the 80's back.
I guess with The Hitcher and now this, Rutger Hauer has gone full
circle!
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