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(2010)

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Nostalgia Critic: He recently passed away, but what he left behind will last forever. He directed such classics like The Breakfast Club, Planes, Trains & Automobiles, Ferris Bueller's Day Off and so forth. He also was a talented writer writing screenplays for the National Lampoon Vacation movies, Home Alone, Pretty in Pink, and many more. Yes, John Hughes certainly seemed like *The Voice of a Generation*. Then, Home Alone 2 came around. He wrote it and it sucked. Then, Baby's Day Out came around. He wrote it and it sucked. Then, 101 Dalmatians, Flubber, Just Visiting, Dennis the Menace, that shitty-ass Miracle on 34th Street remake, ONLY BY HIM!

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Nostalgia Critic: What happened? He was like The Voice and then he got lost to this slapstick inspired shit... or slapshit as I like to call it.

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Nostalgia Critic: How could such a great writer stoop us such an insulting, demeaning, and absolutely unentertaining low?

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Nostalgia Critic: [closing lines. Critic as John Hughes finishes typing on computer] There! I did it! I finally did it! I wrote the worst Home Alone script ever!

[laughs]

Nostalgia Critic: I know I'm contractually obligated to write at least one more movie, but this script is so bad that no studio would ever buy it!

[laughs some more]

Nostalgia Critic: What are they going to do? Hire the director of "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" to direct this?

[laughs some more]

Nostalgia Critic: No studio's that stupid!

[laughs some more]

Nostalgia Critic: John Hughes, you are a genius!

[laughs and carries his laptop to an area off-screen]

Studio Executive: We'll take it!

[ka-ching!]

Nostalgia Critic: MY CAREER IS OVER!

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