- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: John Stamos?
- Phil Yagoda: Yeah. Think he can play the other guy?
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: Maybe, I don't know. You think he's better looking than me?
- Phil Yagoda: Maybe, John.
- Ari Gold: Ahh, the good cop bad cop game. I like it. Maybe later we can role play, huh? Is it just me, or would you look great in leather pants and a gag ball?