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John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

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Rex
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Sam Jones (as Sam Jones)
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Young John (as Brett Manley)
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Storyline

John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by Anonymous

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Ted is coming.

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Comedy | Fantasy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for crude and sexual content, pervasive language, and some drug use | See all certifications »

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29 June 2012 (USA)  »

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Box Office

Budget:

$50,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$54,415,205 (USA) (29 June 2012)

Gross:

$218,628,680 (USA) (19 October 2012)
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Trivia

First live-action project directed by Seth MacFarlane. See more »

Goofs

When Ted tells John that Lori is going to the concert with Rex, it is raining outside the hotel. Shortly after, at the concert, the weather is perfectly clear with no evidence of recent rainfall. See more »

Quotes

[Ted drives John's car out of the car rental lot, nearly hitting another car in front of him]
Driver: Asshole!
Ted: That's my bad, I was sending a Tweet.
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Crazy Credits

At the start of the movie, the Universal 'planet earth' signature sequence appears, and the narration begins. As the narration continues, the camera zooms in to the logo, "Google Earth Style" eventually centering on the action in the young John Bennet's home town. See more »

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Soundtracks

Stayin' Alive
Written by Barry Gibb, Maurice Gibb (as Maurice Ernest Gibb), and Robin Gibb (as Robin Hugh Gibb)
Performed by The Bee Gees (as Bee Gees)
Courtesy of Warner Bros. Records Inc.
By arrangement with Warner Music Group Film & TV Licensing
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Worst move ever
18 July 2012 | by (Paris,Texas) – See all my reviews

This is my first review on IMDb and what made me write is that so far I could rely on users rating to help me choose which movie to watch. Until now.

I truly can't believe that this movie has 7.7 rating. It is complete garbage, it's dumb, it's not funny. What it is: it's lame, vulgar, not-original, time wasting piece of s***.

Not a single line is funny and it looks like it was inspired by the worst parts of Eddie Murphy's disastrous comedies from a new millennium.

I would not talk much about the movie because there's nothing to say. Just avoid it and save your brain cells.


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