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Ted (2012)

 -  Comedy | Fantasy  -  29 June 2012 (USA)
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As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.

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Ted (voice)
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Young John (as Brett Manley)
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Storyline

John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by Anonymous

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis

Taglines:

Ted is coming.

Genres:

Comedy | Fantasy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for crude and sexual content, pervasive language, and some drug use | See all certifications »

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Release Date:

29 June 2012 (USA)  »

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Box Office

Budget:

$50,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$54,415,205 (USA) (29 June 2012)

Gross:

$218,628,680 (USA) (19 October 2012)
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Trivia

Ted sends a letter to Hasbro regarding he does not have a penis. Mark Wahlberg (John) stars in Transformers: Age of Extinction(2014). Transformers is owned by Hasbro See more »

Goofs

When John answer's Ted's call while riding in the car with Lori, John holds his iPhone upside-down (as evidenced by the lock button and headphone jack) for nearly the entire conversation. See more »

Quotes

[John is in Thomas' office for being late and for Ted damaging one of the rental cars]
Thomas: John, it's almost 10:00.
John: I know, sir. I'm sorry, it wasn't my fault.
Thomas: What do you mean?
John: Why? I, I guess I wasn't really prepared for a follow-up question.
Thomas: John, all you got to do is to not fuck up, and you get my job when I go to Corporate next month. You're the new branch manager. All you got to do is not fuck up.
John: I realize that.
Thomas: Good. Glad to hear. Because in a month, my life could be your life. A cushy, ...
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Crazy Credits

At the start of the movie, the Universal 'planet earth' signature sequence appears, and the narration begins. As the narration continues, the camera zooms in to the logo, "Google Earth Style" eventually centering on the action in the young John Bennet's home town. See more »

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References Top Gun (1986) See more »

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The Key
Written and performed by John Williams
Courtesy of Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation
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Cliché, unfunny, visually average
25 April 2014 | by (Germany) – See all my reviews

In short, the charming first five minutes are charming. It then quickly turns into a predictable bromance/romance movie. By the end it's a clichéd, unfunny, below than average Hollywood film.

Lazy jokes, boring visuals and a crude but badly executed sense of humor.

Btw, the ambiance mixing for Teds voice is sometimes way off (too echoed / too flat).

If you wanna mix satirical and flatulent comedy right, take pointers from South Park.

Because it's a bad movie they are naturally doing a sequel. What a waste of time and money.


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