Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding.
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by
When Lori gets back home and finds Ted watching TV with some hookers one of the films seen on the TV menu is Dead Silence which stars Mark Wahlberg's older brother Donnie. See more »
The supermarket where Ted works is supposed to be in Boston, but the reusable tote bags for sale at the register are from "Best Yet Market", which is only in the New York City area. It's a different store name than what is on the cashiers' name tags as well. See more »
[Regarding him split in half]
God... I look like the robot from Aliens.
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The opening credits were supposed to start with "Universal Pictures and Media Rights Capital Presents" as shown in the trailers/commercials and the back of the DVD/Blu-Ray covers. But, for unknown reasons, it starts with "Media Rights Capital Presents" and "Universal Pictures Presents" in the actual movie. See more »
"Ted" is trash. I could only stand to watch the first 15 minutes and even that felt like grey matter was being sucked out of my head. There are some genuinely funny raunchy comedies from time to time these days--but the writing in this movie went beyond silly and inane and then tried to make up for it by trying to conceal itself behind a mountain of prurient crude.
Ted stands as conspicuous embarrassment to its screenplay creators and the universe needs to be balanced by at least 10 quality counter comedies or, at least, a public apology to movie-goers in all places, past, present, and future. Yes, this show was THAT bad. Test it: talk to someone that has seen it, but make sure they are not surrounded by others lest the pubescent peer pressure forces an insincere response. I love movies, all types. This movie threatens not only the genre but probably the credibility of those aspiring to its originality. Heaven help us if this is the future of edgy comedy.
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