Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding.
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by
Lori manages to find John at Ted's home warming party but John didn't tell her the address. Likewise Ted finds the hotel John was staying at after Lori dumped him despite John not telling him where he was. See more »
No, see trust me I can do this.
Let him try it, man.
All right. Okay.
[Puts his hand on the table with fingers spread out. Ted picks up a knife and starts stabbing the table between Guy #1's fingers as the crowd cheers. Ted stabs faster until he accidentally stabs Guy #1's hand. Crowd gasps as Guy #1 grabs his hand and crashes into the TV stand]
[Holding his hand where blood is oozing out of the wound]
Son of a bitch!
Well you never should have trusted me. I'm on drugs.
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The opening credits were supposed to start with "Universal Pictures and Media Rights Capital Presents" as shown in the trailers/commercials and the back of the DVD/Blu-Ray covers. But, for unknown reasons, it starts with "Media Rights Capital Presents" and "Universal Pictures Presents" in the actual movie. See more »
Wow, I really wanted to like this and thought it had great potential but in the end it was a good idea very poorly executed. It started off poorly and I'd hoped it would improve, but sadly it didn't. There _is_ the odd laugh, but they can be counted on the fingers of one hand.
By far the worst aspect of this film is that it is racist, sexist, homophobic, and more. Not only is it unfunny, it's also sickeningly offensive and quite possibly the worst film I've ever seen, which is not a phrase I'd use lightly. I like American Dad! and Family Guy, but this was just...wrong! It's effectively a feature length braindead fart joke :( Really not worth seeing.
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