MOVIEmeter
Top 5000
Down 14 this week

Ted (2012)

 -  Comedy | Fantasy  -  29 June 2012 (USA)
7.0
Your rating:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 -/10 X  
Ratings: 7.0/10 from 376,519 users   Metascore: 62/100
Reviews: 583 user | 435 critic | 37 from Metacritic.com

As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.

Director:

Writers:

(screenplay), (screenplay), 2 more credits »
Watch Trailer
0Check in
0Share...

Watch Now

From $2.99 on Amazon Instant Video

User Lists

Related lists from IMDb users

a list of 24 titles
created 13 Sep 2012
 
a list of 41 titles
created 01 Oct 2012
 
a list of 31 titles
created 22 Feb 2013
 
a list of 21 titles
created 11 months ago
 
a list of 42 titles
created 11 months ago
 

Related Items

Search for "Ted" on Amazon.com

Connect with IMDb


Share this Rating

Title: Ted (2012)

Ted (2012) on IMDb 7/10

Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site? Use the HTML below.

Take The Quiz!

Test your knowledge of Ted.

User Polls

Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 13 wins & 26 nominations. See more awards »

Videos

Photos

Learn more

People who liked this also liked... 

The Hangover (2009)
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  

Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding.

Director: Todd Phillips
Stars: Zach Galifianakis, Bradley Cooper, Justin Bartha
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  

Two years after the bachelor party in Las Vegas, Phil, Stu, Alan, and Doug jet to Thailand for Stu's wedding. Stu's plan for a subdued pre-wedding brunch, however, goes seriously awry.

Director: Todd Phillips
Stars: Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms
Action | Comedy | Crime
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  

A pair of underachieving cops are sent back to a local high school to blend in and bring down a synthetic drug ring.

Directors: Phil Lord, Christopher Miller
Stars: Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum, Ice Cube
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  

When one of their own is kidnapped by an angry gangster, the Wolf Pack must track down Mr. Chow, who has escaped from prison and is on the lam.

Director: Todd Phillips
Stars: Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms
Superbad (2007)
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  

Two co-dependent high school seniors are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry.

Director: Greg Mottola
Stars: Michael Cera, Jonah Hill, Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Due Date (2010)
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  

High-strung father-to-be Peter Highman is forced to hitch a ride with aspiring actor Ethan Tremblay on a road trip in order to make it to his child's birth on time.

Director: Todd Phillips
Stars: Robert Downey Jr., Zach Galifianakis, Michelle Monaghan
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  

A veteran pot dealer creates a fake family as part of his plan to move a huge shipment of weed into the U.S. from Mexico.

Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber
Stars: Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston, Emma Roberts
Comedy | Romance
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Director: Judd Apatow
Stars: Steve Carell, Catherine Keener, Paul Rudd
Comedy | Fantasy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  

While attending a party at James Franco's house, Seth Rogen, Jay Baruchel and many other celebrities are faced with the apocalypse.

Directors: Evan Goldberg, Seth Rogen
Stars: James Franco, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen
Kick-Ass (2010)
Action | Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  

Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a super-hero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.

Director: Matthew Vaughn
Stars: Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Nicolas Cage, Chloë Grace Moretz
Zombieland (2009)
Comedy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  

A shy student trying to reach his family in Ohio, a gun-toting tough guy trying to find the last Twinkie, and a pair of sisters trying to get to an amusement park join forces to travel across a zombie-filled America.

Director: Ruben Fleischer
Stars: Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone, Woody Harrelson
Action | Comedy | Crime
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7/10 X  

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witness his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.

Director: David Gordon Green
Stars: Seth Rogen, James Franco, Gary Cole
Edit

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
...
...
...
Ted (voice)
...
Rex
...
...
Guy
...
...
...
...
...
Narrator (voice)
...
...
...
...
Young John (as Brett Manley)
Edit

Storyline

John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by Anonymous

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis

Taglines:

Ted is coming.

Genres:

Comedy | Fantasy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for crude and sexual content, pervasive language, and some drug use | See all certifications »

Parents Guide:

 »
Edit

Details

Official Sites:

| |  »

Country:

Language:

Release Date:

29 June 2012 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Ted  »

Box Office

Budget:

$50,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$54,415,205 (USA) (29 June 2012)

Gross:

$218,628,680 (USA) (19 October 2012)
 »

Company Credits

Show detailed on  »

Technical Specs

Runtime:

| (unrated)

Sound Mix:

| |

Color:

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
See  »
Edit

Did You Know?

Trivia

Various teddy bears were used as stand-ins for post-production editing. Ted's movements were done by Seth MacFarlane through motion capture. See more »

Goofs

When Ted is bear-napped by Donny and Robert, and he escapes into the bathroom to call John for help, he calls from a land-line phone. Discovering him, Donny ends the call by disconnecting the telephone wire from the wall, yet we hear a dial tone. A land-line phone would go completely silent once its cord became disconnected. See more »

Quotes

Lori: There's a shit on the floor!
Ted: Or, or, or, maybe the floor is on the shit.
See more »

Crazy Credits

At the start of the movie, the Universal 'planet earth' signature sequence appears, and the narration begins. As the narration continues, the camera zooms in to the logo, "Google Earth Style" eventually centering on the action in the young John Bennet's home town. See more »

Connections

Spoofs Octopussy (1983) See more »

Soundtracks

Thunder Buddies
Music and Lyrics by Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild and Seth MacFarlane
Performed by Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane
See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

See more (Spoiler Alert!) »

User Reviews

 
A standard comedy - but with a teddy bear
12 August 2012 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

Whilst I did not dislike 'Ted' I cannot say I was overly impressed by it. The hype and popularity that built up towards the film's release had me expecting something fresh, something that would keep me laughing days after. To my disappointment, 'Ted', to me, turned out to just another Rom-Com, its only real unique twist being Ted himself.

Having said that, 'Ted' did provide some good laughs, whilst they weren't exactly side-splitting the film was entertaining and I did watch the entire feature without getting bored or uninterested. The animations for Ted were of a good quality, doing a good job in making it seem like Ted was actually there with the actors, rather than just a computer-generated 3D image.

What I felt let 'Ted' down was it's predictability and lack of memorable or unique laughs. Being rated as a 15, 'Ted's plot didn't seem to suit it's targeted audience, I have seen similar story lines in films rated PG or even U but the explicit content of 'Ted' was clearly intended for more mature audiences, therefore I felt it deserved a more mature plot.

Overall, I'd recommend 'Ted' to those who are looking for a relatively light-hearted story with a few giggles added in and a cursing, yet somehow still lovable, teddy bear. It's good, but nothing overly special.


47 of 83 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you?

Message Boards

Recent Posts
I joined IMDb for the express purpose... gboesel
Who's your 'Flash Gordon'? canefaitrien
Most Over Rated Movie of 2012 tanzir119
Flash Gordon (Only those over 40 should reply) icebeast
So she answers her door in a bath towel ? scotamy69
Mila Kunis wearing makeup out of the shower goku2
Discuss Ted (2012) on the IMDb message boards »

Contribute to This Page

Create a character page for:
?