Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding.
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by
Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis organizations took great exception to the line when John tells Rex that he hoped he contracted Lou Gehrig's disease. See more »
When Ted is first introduced to the parents, the cord around the electric egg beater changes position several times. See more »
[thunder is heard outside]
I don't - I don't understand. I really don't. You're 35 years old and you're still scared of a little thunder?
I am not!
[Ted comes running into the bed]
Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny?
Alright, come on, let's sing the thunder song.
When you hear the sound of thunder, / Don't you get too scared. / Just grab your thunder buddy / And say these magic words: / "Fuck you, thunder! / You can suck my dick! / You can't get...
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At the start of the movie, the Universal 'planet earth' signature sequence appears, and the narration begins. As the narration continues, the camera zooms in to the logo, "Google Earth Style" eventually centering on the action in the young John Bennet's home town. See more »
This is a pretty lousy bromance film. The only difference is that one of the friends has been substituted by a talking teddy bear. This could have some interesting and funny consequence, but the bear just behaves like a regular idiotic person...
I guess people nowadays consider funny a teddy bear talking dirty, humping humans smoking pot and get wasted...
I could not smile once during this whole tragedy... And the worst thing, is that the film wants to be more than it should be and teach most of us men that we should not be immature and should face the responsibilities of life such as getting married and having a family, because this is what makes us happy. Blah!!!!!
Pirate it! It is not worth the price of a ticket or rental!
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