Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding.
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by
Before his ringtone was changed to the Knight Rider (1982) theme, the music heard on John Bennett's cellphone (when it fell between the car door panel and the seat) is the Imperial March from Star Wars. See more »
When Ted is first introduced to the parents, the cord around the electric egg beater changes position several times. See more »
I met a girl; she's a cashier.
No way! That's awesome! We should fuckin' double date or something, you, me and Lori and w-what's her name?
White trash name. Guess.
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At the start of the movie, the Universal 'planet earth' signature sequence appears, and the narration begins. As the narration continues, the camera zooms in to the logo, "Google Earth Style" eventually centering on the action in the young John Bennet's home town. See more »
I won't spend more than three minutes writing about this awful piece of immature, vulgar and childish trash. I couldn't watch it to the end, I stopped about 45 minutes in. I found this even slightly insulting and humiliating : am I supposed to find this funny and entertaining? Does Mr Mcfarlane think I'm that moronic and stupid? Is that what we have become? Finding this idiotic pile of garbage remotely interesting, entertaining or funny makes me feel very sad about the times we live in. Sad to the point where I don't wan't to have kids to spare them the shame of living in a world this mediocre and vile. What ever happened to entertainment industry? How low can we sink? Needless to say this film bombed in Europe, and that only proves one point : American standards are now entangled in the sludgy depths of stupidity and vulgarity. Absolutely awful, enjoying this if you are over 12 years of age should set off all kind of alarms. Grow up McFarlane, your dick and fart jokes amuse no one except yourself and the thousands of brain damaged idiots that gave this absurdity more than two points.
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