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Ted (2012)

 -  Comedy | Fantasy  -  29 June 2012 (USA)
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As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.

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Cast

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Ted (voice)
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Rex
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Young John (as Brett Manley)
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Storyline

John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by Anonymous

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis

Taglines:

Ted is coming.

Genres:

Comedy | Fantasy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for crude and sexual content, pervasive language, and some drug use | See all certifications »

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Release Date:

29 June 2012 (USA)  »

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Ted  »

Box Office

Budget:

$50,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$54,415,205 (USA) (29 June 2012)

Gross:

$218,628,680 (USA) (19 October 2012)
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1.85 : 1
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Trivia

Seth MacFarlane:  [Star Trek]  Patrick Stewart, lead actor of Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987), narrates. See more »

Goofs

When John and Lori arrive at Donny's house in Chelsea to rescue Ted, they are driving the wrong way on Chestnut Street (a one-way street). Donny leaves, with Lori & John following, going the wrong way on Pine St. (also a one-way street). See more »

Quotes

Ted: Listen. You got to let me help you make things right with you and Lori.
John: There's no putting things right. She fucking hates me.
Ted: No, John. We can... We can get her back. Look, you remember when you were 10, and you hit that squirrel with your BB gun? And then when we saw it fall from the tree, we both started crying, you remember? And then we ran up to it and we tried to give it CPR, and it came back to life. John, we could do that again.
John: Ted, we crushed its ribcage and blew out its lungs trying ...
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Crazy Credits

At the start of the movie, the Universal 'planet earth' signature sequence appears, and the narration begins. As the narration continues, the camera zooms in to the logo, "Google Earth Style" eventually centering on the action in the young John Bennet's home town. See more »

Connections

Referenced in Midnight Screenings: Ted/Madea's Witness Protection (2012) See more »

Soundtracks

The Hero
Written by Brian May
Performed by Queen
Courtesy of Universal Island Records Ltd.
Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
Courtesy of Hollywood Records for United States and Canada
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This movie is so bad I turned it off
28 January 2014 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I couldn't even watch this travesty of a film. The jokes were stupid and nowhere near clever. Nothing about this was witty. This film reminds me of the movie, Idiocracy, in that it is made for people who live in that future... completely stupid and happy with it. I turned this movie off because I didn't laugh. Not even once. I don't think Seth McFarlane is funny at all. I don't know how people reviewed this movie with any positivism. The acting was bad, the plot was dumb. It was just a completely non-necessary film, and I cringe whenever someone references it and expects me to laugh along with jokes a 10 year old boy would make. Unless you are a pre-teen/teen boy or have the mentality of one, you won't enjoy this movie. Even my boyfriend, who loves bad movies for whatever reason, agreed in turning this movie off. SO VERY BAD.


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