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Ted (2012)

R  |   |  Comedy, Fantasy  |  29 June 2012 (USA)
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As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.

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Ted (voice)
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Rex
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Young John (as Brett Manley)
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Storyline

John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by Anonymous

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis

Taglines:

Ted is coming.

Genres:

Comedy | Fantasy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for crude and sexual content, pervasive language, and some drug use | See all certifications »

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Release Date:

29 June 2012 (USA)  »

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Ted  »

Box Office

Budget:

$50,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$54,415,205 (USA) (29 June 2012)

Gross:

$218,628,680 (USA) (19 October 2012)
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Seth MacFarlane:  Ted's voice actor makes an Alfred Hitchcock-style appearance, feeding ducks in the park. See more »

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On Tammy Lynn's name tag from the store, it is spelled "Tammy Lynn," but in the credits, it is spelled "Tami Lynn." See more »

Quotes

Ted: [sigh] Look, John... loves you very much. More than anything in the world, and he's... fallin' to fuckin' pieces without ya. Y'know, he knows he screwed up huge, but, you gotta believe me: it wasn't all his fault... Alright? I told him to bale on you, that night at Rex's. And he said, "No."... He said, "No." He was gonna stay there with you, and I twisted his arm, Lori... I promise, I will leave and I will never come back. Alright? He'll be all yours.
Lori: Ted, that's a really nice offer, but I don't...
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Crazy Credits

At the start of the movie, the Universal 'planet earth' signature sequence appears, and the narration begins. As the narration continues, the camera zooms in to the logo, "Google Earth Style" eventually centering on the action in the young John Bennet's home town. See more »

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References United 93 (2006) See more »

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Kiss Kiss
Written by Chris Brown (as Christopher Marcus Brown), and Faheem Najm (as Faheem Rasheed Najm)
Performed by Chris Brown featuring Faheem Najm (as T-Pain)
Courtesy of Jive Records
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waste of time
16 February 2013 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

this is my first review so bear with me here (no pun intended)...

i usually seem to have quite some overlap with roger ebert in terms of movie taste but what he saw in this, i really don't understand. for me it had a lot going for it, i like mila kunis and mark wahlberg and the trailer looked promising but man, was i disappointed! i found the dialogue incredibly crude and uninspired, the plot moronic and predictable but worst of all (it IS a comedy or at least tries to be), it's not funny at all. and i mean not at all. i do enjoy silliness and brainless comedy and am not objected to explicit language whatsoever but again it should serve the intended purpose. which is to entertain (laughed until i cried in pineapple express for example). i did not feel entertained by Ted but rather bored and annoyed. so in my opinion

  • EPIC FAIL!



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