Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding.
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by
When Ted is first introduced to the parents, the cord around the electric egg beater changes position several times. See more »
I met a girl; she's a cashier.
No way! That's awesome! We should fuckin' double date or something, you, me and Lori and w-what's her name?
White trash name. Guess.
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At the start of the movie, the Universal 'planet earth' signature sequence appears, and the narration begins. As the narration continues, the camera zooms in to the logo, "Google Earth Style" eventually centering on the action in the young John Bennet's home town. See more »
Simple: I would just like folks to tell me exactly what was funny about this film? Where were the funny bits? To me it was just complete and utter tripe. So unoriginal, desperate and full of the same old profanity and vulgarity. There wasn't a single subtle or creative piece of comedy in it. Many gag/jokes were current affairs, politics etc that were just dead. Useless. And the voice of Ted was crap. Just could not endear to it at all. Many of the scenes were just weird. Not funny at all. The scene in the supermarket where he's acting all vulgar to the cashier? Mad. The fight scene with Ted and John? Pointless and OTT crap. All in all this movie gets a rating of 1 only because 0 is not available!
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