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John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

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Ted (voice)
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John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by Anonymous

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Ted is coming.

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Comedy | Fantasy

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Rated R for crude and sexual content, pervasive language, and some drug use | See all certifications »

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29 June 2012 (USA)  »

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Ted  »

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Budget:

$50,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$54,415,205 (USA) (29 June 2012)

Gross:

$218,628,680 (USA) (19 October 2012)
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Trivia

The integrated archive footage of Ted on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson: Episode dated 29 February 1984 (1984) was culled from the broadcast of February 29, 1984. Johnny Carson's actual guest that night was Emmanuel Lewis. This can easily be determined by when Johnny, upon Ted's arrival, says, "I thought you'd be taller." Although Ted responded, "I thought you were gonna be funnier," Emmanuel's actual response was, "Me too." See more »

Goofs

When Lori and John are in bed (before the thunder) John's right arm goes from behind his head to on his chest between shots. See more »

Quotes

Ted: [upon seeing all the pictures of himself at Donny and Robert's house] Yeah, it's kind of funny actually. I've got a lot of pictures of you guys at my house.
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Crazy Credits

At the start of the movie, the Universal 'planet earth' signature sequence appears, and the narration begins. As the narration continues, the camera zooms in to the logo, "Google Earth Style" eventually centering on the action in the young John Bennet's home town. See more »

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References The Outsiders (1983) See more »

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The Imperial March
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Terrible
20 July 2012 | by (US of A) – See all my reviews

I was surprised at how utterly awful TED was. It was truly and absolutely terrible. There was essentially no plot. It was one gimmick about an animated stuffed animal who curses a lot and spews a lot of raunchy, sexually explicit comments. It'd be okay for a five-minute sketch -- even a recurring sketch on SNL would have been okay -- but there simply isn't enough to make a full-length movie. I am surprised that the consensus seems to be positive, as this movie hovers at about a third-grade level.

Moreover, I was surprised at Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis -- not to mention Giovanni Ribisi -- all of whom have made quality, substantive movies/shows in the past, opted to be in this crap-fest. Farts jokes and a stuffed teddy bear having sex with a woman only go so far, and at least insofar as this reviewer is concerned, they don't go very far at all.

One of the worst movies I've seen in years.


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