Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding.
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by
When Lori and John are in bed (before the thunder) John's right arm goes from behind his head to on his chest between shots. See more »
[upon seeing all the pictures of himself at Donny and Robert's house]
Yeah, it's kind of funny actually. I've got a lot of pictures of you guys at my house.
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At the start of the movie, the Universal 'planet earth' signature sequence appears, and the narration begins. As the narration continues, the camera zooms in to the logo, "Google Earth Style" eventually centering on the action in the young John Bennet's home town. See more »
I was surprised at how utterly awful TED was. It was truly and absolutely terrible. There was essentially no plot. It was one gimmick about an animated stuffed animal who curses a lot and spews a lot of raunchy, sexually explicit comments. It'd be okay for a five-minute sketch -- even a recurring sketch on SNL would have been okay -- but there simply isn't enough to make a full-length movie. I am surprised that the consensus seems to be positive, as this movie hovers at about a third-grade level.
Moreover, I was surprised at Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis -- not to mention Giovanni Ribisi -- all of whom have made quality, substantive movies/shows in the past, opted to be in this crap-fest. Farts jokes and a stuffed teddy bear having sex with a woman only go so far, and at least insofar as this reviewer is concerned, they don't go very far at all.
One of the worst movies I've seen in years.
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