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Ted (2012)

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John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

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Ted (voice)
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Rex
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Sam Jones (as Sam Jones)
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Young John (as Brett Manley)
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Storyline

John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by Anonymous

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Taglines:

Ted is coming.

Genres:

Comedy | Fantasy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for crude and sexual content, pervasive language, and some drug use | See all certifications »

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29 June 2012 (USA)  »

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Box Office

Budget:

$50,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$54,415,205 (USA) (1 July 2012)

Gross:

$218,815,487 (USA)
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1.85 : 1
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Trivia

DIRECTOR_TRADEMARK(Seth MacFarlane): [Star Trek]: Sir Patrick Stewart, lead actor of Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987), narrates. See more »

Goofs

When John and Lori get to the torn-in-half Ted, there are no Morse code symbols on the Green Monster scoreboard, in the background. See more »

Quotes

Ted: Let's just find a better place to get stoned.
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Crazy Credits

At the start of the movie, the Universal 'planet earth' signature sequence appears, and the narration begins. As the narration continues, the camera zooms in to the logo, "Google Earth Style" eventually centering on the action in the young John Bennet's home town. See more »

Connections

Referenced in Mike & Mike: Episode dated 13 November 2014 (2014) See more »

Soundtracks

Football Fight
Written by Freddie Mercury
Performed by Queen
Courtesy of Universal-Island Records Ltd.
Under license from Universal Music Corporation
Courtesy of Hollywood Records for United States and Canada
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I'm confused!
30 November 2012 | by See all my reviews

I'm confused! I thought a 7.3 rating on IMDb meant a film might not be everyones bag but it would definitely not be a stinker! This film is not funny, it's not clever, it's not interesting and the acting is poor! I love American Dad and I like Family Guy but every so often there will be a "joke" that isn't a joke, I can only conclude that these must be Seth Macfarlane's contributions to the scripts because Ted is full of them! As I've already said, I like Family Guy but it does seem like when the writers can't think of anything funny to say they just come up with something crude, hateful or derogatory(often about young women), This film does exactly the same! Don't waste your time or money on this!


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