Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding.
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by
When Lori gets back home and finds Ted watching television with some hookers, one of the films seen on the television menu is Dead Silence (2007), which stars Mark Wahlberg's older brother, Donnie Wahlberg. See more »
When Ted calls John to convince him to come to his party John is seen holding his phone upside down. When it cuts to him again later he is then seen holding his phone the right way. See more »
[Rex escorts John to the second floor of his house, showing off all of his expensive memorabilia]
This is Wade Boggs' autographed bat. I just barely outbid Phil Donahue for that at an auction.
[Pointing at boxing gloves on display]
These boxing gloves worn by Joe Louis in his first fight.
[Stops and points at abstract painting]
This is art. Get it?
[Pointing at glasses on display]
These were John Lennon's glasses. They're worth like a million dollars.
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At the start of the movie, the Universal 'planet earth' signature sequence appears, and the narration begins. As the narration continues, the camera zooms in to the logo, "Google Earth Style" eventually centering on the action in the young John Bennet's home town. See more »
This is a story that tries to be funny by putting a dirty mouth, vulgar and sickening frat boy persona in a teddy bear. With all the skills of animating such a bear, it could have done something uplifting, but the happy ending is a sham. I felt tricked to watch this movie. It made me so upset that I actually wasted my time on this. I kept wishing there was some redeeming value to this movie but there wasn't. This movie puts the worst of human nature out there and makes it appear good. Who could come up with such a story line that is so nasty? The story line is so pathetic and uncreative telling a story that's been told many times over. Definitely not for your kids or teens. And people wonder why we have an attitude problem with young people in the US. This is a case in point.
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