Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding.
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by
At the beginning of the movie, Ted has a child voice. Later in the movie, he has a voice similar to Peter Griffin's in Family Guy (1999). Both Ted and Peter Griffin are voiced by Seth MacFarlane. See more »
When Ted is escaping from Donny's house, Donny is dancing in front of the TV while sipping a soda. The camera switches to show Ted running by the door, and suddenly Donny is dancing with his hands on his hips, and there's no glass of soda to be seen. See more »
[John gets a phone call from Ted]
[Walks out of the bar as he answers his phone]
Johnny, where are you? You gotta get over here, man!
Why? What's going on?
Okay, so I'm having a little impromptu thing with some people at my apartment, and John, Sam Jones is here.
Sam Jones, Flash Fucking Gordon is here.
Holy shit! What?
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The opening credits were supposed to start with "Universal Pictures and Media Rights Capital Presents" as shown in the trailers/commercials and the back of the DVD/Blu-Ray covers. But, for unknown reasons, it starts with "Media Rights Capital Presents" and "Universal Pictures Presents" in the actual movie. See more »
The advertisements of this looked like it could be funny but then you watch the entire film. The first part actually had some funny stuff in it but the movie turned into what it is a human story between two human characters I don't give a damn about that couldn't act out of a paper bag.
If it had more Ted in it it could have been a so so movie but it had too much exposure of Mark Wahlberg. I should have known if Mark's in it its gonna be bad. How does Mark Wahlberg keep getting work? He isn't funny or talented at acting? The writing for this movie sucked & i suspect everyone was high while making this.
Seth Macfarlane, just stop making live action films & stick with what you do best with your adult themed cartoons. One of the worst films I ever seen. Still 2012 Doomsday was a gazillion times worse than this though both movies result in doomsday for your brain cells literally.
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