As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.
Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding.
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by
Various teddy bears were used as stand-ins for post-production editing. Ted's movements were done by Seth MacFarlane through motion capture. See more »
When Sam J. Jones pours shots for the guys John's is seen full and when they go to drink the shots his is almost empty. See more »
[Norah Jones returns to the stage after an intermission]
Thank you. So I'm gonna give my chops a rest and bring a friend up to the stage. He's gonna sing a song to a special lady in the audience who he loves very much. Please, give a big hand... to John Bennett!
[John enters the stage and waves at the crowd]
Oh... my God.
[John attempts to shake Norah's hand, but she smacks his bottom on her way toward the piano. John approaches the microphone]
I gotta fuck her again.
Um, hiya. My ...
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At the start of the movie, the Universal 'planet earth' signature sequence appears, and the narration begins. As the narration continues, the camera zooms in to the logo, "Google Earth Style" eventually centering on the action in the young John Bennet's home town. See more »
I kept hearing how awesome this movie is from my bffs and then i saw it in a shop and i said "ok i'm gonna buy it". THAT was one of the biggest mistakes i have ever made! I don't even know where to begin! High teddy bears, racism, **** on the floor! It's basically about a total loner who hangs out with his talking teddy bear at 35 and they get high and drunk all the time. Then, his girlfriend makes him choose between the teddy bear and her and then the teddy bear gets kidnapped! It sounds/ is so ridiculous! If you like things like this i suppose you will like it but if you have sense and a BRAIN you will be scarred IN A BAD WAY! Seriously i don't recommend this, it is not funny!
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