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Ted (2012)

R | | Comedy, Fantasy | 29 June 2012 (USA)
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John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

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Ted (voice)
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Rex
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Guy
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Narrator (voice)
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Sam Jones (as Sam Jones)
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Young John (as Brett Manley)
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Storyline

John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by Anonymous

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teddy bear | car accident | f word | 2010s | 1980s | See All (220) »

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Ted is coming.

Genres:

Comedy | Fantasy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for crude and sexual content, pervasive language, and some drug use | See all certifications »

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Release Date:

29 June 2012 (USA)  »

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Box Office

Budget:

$50,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$54,415,205 (USA) (29 June 2012)

Gross:

$218,628,680 (USA) (19 October 2012)
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Trivia

DIRECTOR_TRADEMARK(Seth MacFarlane): [Family Guy]: Several of the main voice cast of Family Guy (1999) had parts in this movie. Seth McFarlane, who voiced Ted (and wrote and directed this film) voices Peter, Stewie, and Brian. Alex Borstein, who plays John's mom, provides the voice for Lois. Mila Kunis, who plays Lori, is the voice of Meg. The only main Griffin family member not to appear in the film is Seth Green, who voices Chris. Other Family Guy (1999) regulars that appear in Ted (2012) include Patrick Warburton, Patrick Stewart, and Ralph Garman. Jessica Stroup provided the voice of Denise in three episodes of Family Guy (1999) and also appears in this film. See more »

Goofs

During the car chase, they are seen driving from Boston proper through the Ted Williams Tunnel. Shortly afterward, they arrive at Fenway Park. To do this, they would have had to drive back through the tunnel. See more »

Quotes

Narrator: No matter how big a splash you make in this world whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber or a talking teddy bear, eventually, nobody gives a shit.
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Crazy Credits

At the start of the movie, the Universal 'planet earth' signature sequence appears, and the narration begins. As the narration continues, the camera zooms in to the logo, "Google Earth Style" eventually centering on the action in the young John Bennet's home town. See more »

Connections

References Top Gun (1986) See more »

Soundtracks

Sexy Little Thing
Written by K.C. Booker (as KC Booker) and D'Andre Johnson
Performed by The High Decibels
Courtesy of RipTide Music Inc.
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Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is this based on a book?
Q: What is the first song?
Q: What are the differences between the R-Rated and Unrated Version?
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User Reviews

 
Awful, just awful. I would have rather watched Twilight
11 August 2013 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

Honestly, this is such utter trash that I had to bang my fist against my head when I stopped watching it, about 30 minutes in, and ask myself why I thought it was a good idea to carry on past the first 10. Seth Macfarlane does nothing here but throw in a bunch of unfunny clichés, and a cast that will bring in an audience. I have nothing against the man; Family Guy is genius, and this is a quick and easy way to make money, that is all!! The acting is terrible, each scene is forced, and the jokes make me want to peel my eyes out.

Watch the first 2 minutes - they are gold - and please, just turn it off!
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