As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.
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Dave is a married man with two kids and a loving wife , and Mitch is a single man who is at the prime of his sexual life. One fateful night while Mitch and Dave are peeing in a fountain when lightning strikes and they switch bodies.
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by
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When Lori and John are in bed (before the thunder) John's right arm goes from behind his head to on his chest between shots. See more »
Me and Ted are going to be best friends, Daddy.
Yes, you are, my little chipmunk. Happy playtime.
Jesus fucking Christ!
I said a bad word one time. Daddy punished me for it.
That's a great story. I felt like I was there.
Daddy gave me an ouch. Now, I have to give you an ouch.
[tears Ted's ear off ]
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In Boston, the eight-year old lonely boy John Bennett has no friends. On the Christmas day, he wishes that his Ted bear comes to life and a miracle happens and Ted becomes his only friend. Twenty-seven years later, John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) is a pothead that works at a car rental and spends his idle time smoking pot and watching movies with Ted. He also has a girlfriend for four years, Lori Collins (Mila Kunis), who has a great job. Lori's boss Rex (Joel McHale) tries unsuccessfully to get into her pants. One day, John meets the weird Donny (Giovanni Ribisi) that worships Ted and wants to buy him for his son Robert (Aedin Mincks) but John refuses the offer. When Lori puts John against the wall to stay with her, John has to make a tough decision.
"Ted" is an unfunny and moronic comedy overrated in IMDb. The stupid jokes may be suitable for young teenagers and John Bannett and Ted are not charismatic characters. The plot is full of clichés and questionable humor and despite the good cast and cameos, watching "Ted" is a waste of time. My vote is three.
Title (Brazil): "O Ursinho Ted" ("The Ted Little Bear")
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