As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.
After a stint in a mental institution, former teacher Pat Solitano moves back in with his parents and tries to reconcile with his ex-wife. Things get more challenging when Pat meets Tiffany, a mysterious girl with problems of her own.
David O. Russell
Robert De Niro
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by
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Me and Ted are going to be best friends, Daddy.
Yes, you are, my little chipmunk. Happy playtime.
Jesus fucking Christ!
I said a bad word one time. Daddy punished me for it.
That's a great story. I felt like I was there.
Daddy gave me an ouch. Now, I have to give you an ouch.
[tears Ted's ear off ]
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At the start of the movie, the Universal 'planet earth' signature sequence appears, and the narration begins. As the narration continues, the camera zooms in to the logo, "Google Earth Style" eventually centering on the action in the young John Bennet's home town. See more »
Awful, just awful. I would have rather watched Twilight
Honestly, this is such utter trash that I had to bang my fist against my head when I stopped watching it, about 30 minutes in, and ask myself why I thought it was a good idea to carry on past the first 10. Seth Macfarlane does nothing here but throw in a bunch of unfunny clichés and a cast that will bring in an audience. I have nothing against the man; Family Guy is genius and this is a quick and easy way to make money, that is all!! The acting is terrible, each scene is forced and the jokes make me want to peel my eyes out.
Watch the first 2 minutes - they are gold - and please, just turn it off!
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