As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.
Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding.
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by
As of December 2012, Ted (2012) is the highest grossing R-rated live action comedy of all time. See more »
When John and Lori arrive at Donny's house in Chelsea to rescue Ted, they are driving the wrong way on Chestnut Street (a one-way street). Donny leaves, with Lori & John following, going the wrong way on Pine St. (also a one-way street). See more »
Sam J. Jones:
We are gonna party like the '80s.
Show us how, Flash.
Sam J. Jones:
It's easy. We just gotta nail a lot of girls named Stephanie.
Oh Johnny, I got so much energy. We gotta start doing stupid shit.
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The opening credits were supposed to start with "Universal Pictures and Media Rights Capital Presents" as shown in the trailers/commercials and the back of the DVD/Blu-Ray covers. But, for unknown reasons, it starts with "Media Rights Capital Presents" and "Universal Pictures Presents" in the actual movie. See more »
Written by Freddie Mercury
Performed by Queen
Courtesy of Universal Island Records Ltd.
Under license from Universal Music Corporation
Courtesy of Hollywood Records for United States and Canada See more »
I wanted to say this movie isn't funny at all, but this would not be enough.
I went with my wife some days ago; we were waiting for some concern-free entertainment, but we were widely disappointed.
We should've got some hints from the beginning, as the theater was practically empty. As the movie started, it was quite clear something was definitely wrong: nobody ever laughed, after half a hour I had never even smiled. Moreover, the plot was sad and the gags ...absolutely miserable.
We were in one of those theaters carrying on the old tradition to split a movie in two parts, so we sneaked out during the half-time pause, but we had definitely wasted one hour of our lives (not to talk about the euros).
Seriously, I think this stuff might probably work somewhere in the world, but it is totally unlikely to please an European audience.
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