Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding.
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by
Tom Skerrit is the first celebrity to make a cameo in the Ted films. Liam Neeson makes a cameo in the sequel. See more »
When Sam J. Jones pours shots for the guys John's is seen full and when they go to drink the shots his is almost empty. See more »
Oh hey listen, try this, I told my weed guy to step it up and he gave me that.
[Ted passes a bong to John]
What is this?
It's called "Mind Rape", it's actually pretty mellow.
It doesn't sound very mellow.
Well he only had three other batches: "Gorilla Panic", "They're coming! They're coming!" and something called "This Is Permanent"... Go on, spark it up!
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At the start of the movie, the Universal 'planet earth' signature sequence appears, and the narration begins. As the narration continues, the camera zooms in to the logo, "Google Earth Style" eventually centering on the action in the young John Bennet's home town. See more »
The advertisements of this looked like it could be funny but then you watch the entire film. The first part actually had some funny stuff in it but the movie turned into what it is a human story between two human characters I don't give a damn about that couldn't act out of a paper bag.
If it had more Ted in it it could have been a so so movie but it had too much exposure of Mark Wahlberg. I should have known if Mark's in it its gonna be bad. How does Mark Wahlberg keep getting work? He isn't funny or talented at acting? The writing for this movie sucked & i suspect everyone was high while making this.
Seth Macfarlane, just stop making live action films & stick with what you do best with your adult themed cartoons. One of the worst films I ever seen. Still 2012 Doomsday was a gazillion times worse than this though both movies result in doomsday for your brain cells literally.
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