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John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

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Ted (voice)
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Rex
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Sam Jones (as Sam Jones)
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Young John (as Brett Manley)
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Storyline

John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by Anonymous

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Ted is coming.

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Comedy | Fantasy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for crude and sexual content, pervasive language, and some drug use | See all certifications »

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29 June 2012 (USA)  »

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Box Office

Budget:

$50,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$54,415,205 (USA) (29 June 2012)

Gross:

$218,628,680 (USA) (19 October 2012)
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Trivia

The shots from Flash Gordon (1980) had to be digitally enhanced into high definition. See more »

Goofs

When Ted is escaping from Donny's house, Donny is dancing in front of the TV while sipping a soda. The camera switches to show Ted running by the door, and suddenly Donny is dancing with his hands on his hips, and there's no glass of soda to be seen. See more »

Quotes

Ted: I look like Snuggles' accountant
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Crazy Credits

The opening credits were supposed to start with "Universal Pictures and Media Rights Capital Presents" as shown in the trailers/commercials and the back of the DVD/Blu-Ray covers. But, for unknown reasons, it starts with "Media Rights Capital Presents" and "Universal Pictures Presents" in the actual movie. See more »


Soundtracks

The Hero
Written by Brian May
Performed by Queen
Courtesy of Universal-Island Records Ltd.
Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
Courtesy of Hollywood Records for United States and Canada
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I'm still in shock ...
9 September 2013 | by (Denmark) – See all my reviews

My friends told me that "Ted" was an incredibly funny movie, so I bought it yesterday - and now I just feel like I flushed those Money into the toilet ...

This is like one of the worst movies I have EVER watched. It's just ...horrible! It's not at all funny. I didn't laugh a single time. It's just disgusting, vulgar and horrible.

I'm lacking Words, but I can simply say that I agree 100% with the negative reviews on this site. Wow, it's a horrible movie. Don't Watch it! And don't even think about buying it! I considered giving my "Ted"-dvd to a thrift store - but then I thought Again, no...I will not be the one who makes someone else Watch such a lousy, pervert movie, so it's going directly into the trash can now. My goodness.


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