Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding.
A shy student trying to reach his family in Ohio, a gun-toting tough guy trying to find the last Twinkie, and a pair of sisters trying to get to an amusement park join forces to travel across a zombie-filled America.
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by
When Ted is escaping from Donny's house, Donny is dancing in front of the TV while sipping a soda. The camera switches to show Ted running by the door, and suddenly Donny is dancing with his hands on his hips, and there's no glass of soda to be seen. See more »
The opening credits were supposed to start with "Universal Pictures and Media Rights Capital Presents" as shown in the trailers/commercials and the back of the DVD/Blu-Ray covers. But, for unknown reasons, it starts with "Media Rights Capital Presents" and "Universal Pictures Presents" in the actual movie. See more »
Written by Brian May
Performed by Queen
Courtesy of Universal-Island Records Ltd.
Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
Courtesy of Hollywood Records for United States and Canada See more »
My friends told me that "Ted" was an incredibly funny movie, so I bought it yesterday - and now I just feel like I flushed those Money into the toilet ...
This is like one of the worst movies I have EVER watched. It's just ...horrible! It's not at all funny. I didn't laugh a single time. It's just disgusting, vulgar and horrible.
I'm lacking Words, but I can simply say that I agree 100% with the negative reviews on this site. Wow, it's a horrible movie. Don't Watch it! And don't even think about buying it! I considered giving my "Ted"-dvd to a thrift store - but then I thought Again, no...I will not be the one who makes someone else Watch such a lousy, pervert movie, so it's going directly into the trash can now. My goodness.
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