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Ted (2012)

R  |   |  Comedy, Fantasy  |  29 June 2012 (USA)
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From the creator of Family Guy comes a movie about John Bennett, whose wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true. Now, John must decide between keeping the relationship with the teddy bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

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Ted (voice)
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Young John (as Brett Manley)
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Storyline

John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by Anonymous

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis

Taglines:

Ted is coming.

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Comedy | Fantasy

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Rated R for crude and sexual content, pervasive language, and some drug use | See all certifications »

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Release Date:

29 June 2012 (USA)  »

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Box Office

Budget:

$50,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$54,415,205 (USA) (29 June 2012)

Gross:

$218,628,680 (USA) (19 October 2012)
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Trivia

The integrated archive footage of Ted on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson: Episode dated 29 February 1984 (1984) was culled from the broadcast of February 29, 1984. Johnny Carson's actual guest that night was Emmanuel Lewis. This can easily be determined by when Johnny, upon Ted's arrival, says, "I thought you'd be taller." Although Ted responded, "I thought you were gonna be funnier," Emmanuel's actual response was, "Me too." See more »

Goofs

Lori manages to find John at Ted's home warming party but John didn't tell her the address. Likewise Ted finds the hotel John was staying at after Lori dumped him despite John not telling him where he was. See more »

Quotes

Ted: You can sing any 90's song with just vowels.
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Crazy Credits

At the start of the movie, the Universal 'planet earth' signature sequence appears, and the narration begins. As the narration continues, the camera zooms in to the logo, "Google Earth Style" eventually centering on the action in the young John Bennet's home town. See more »

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References Firehouse Dog (2007) See more »

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All Time High
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21 July 2013 | by (Canada) – See all my reviews

Where do I begin, where do I begin? Let me say that I am glad to see the ratings finally taking a nose dive on IMDb. Because this may or may not be one of the dumbest, most over-rated "comedies" I've encountered. It MAY, i repeat MAY have worked if this were released in the very early 90s perhaps, but trying this desperately to be shocking with fart and dry hump humor in the age of the internet is fkng lame. From what I understand a comedy is supposed to be humorous. This movie tries incredibly hard to be 'shocking', and fails miserably. It is one of the most BORING comedies I have ever seen in my life. That is a fact. It's difficult to differentiate if this thing is aimed at 12 year old boys going through puberty or adults or pot-heads or what...this movie is a mess. It fails on all counts.

It's becoming incredibly difficult to find a 'feel good' comedy these days. Movies have been dumbed down to a point where it is becoming unbearable. I was genuinely so distraught from how awful this movie was that I unintentionally began to judge some of my friends based on their take on this piece of sh*t. It was getting unnecessary and unwarranted attention when it was released, having you believe this was one of the funniest movies in years. I wasn't impressed by the previews to begin with and I should have stuck with my initial feeling.

Look, I'm an avid pot smoker, I watch all sorts of films. I like the occasional stoner movie IF done right. This is not one of them. It is NOT funny NOR entertaining, I waited and waited with the hopes of something happening that would get a giggle out of me, I was left hanging from a noose. The story is SO incredibly boring that I actually got sleepy & I don't normally get drowsy during a movie. It gets worse and worse as the movie goes along in fact. I was just waiting for it to end already...just Fking END... drags on and on and gets melodramatic for some odd reason.

I used to watch Family Guy when the first 3 seasons originally aired prior to the cancellation. When the show came back, it immediately hit me how unfunny and tired the humour was. I dropped it. Shows such as South park, The Simpsons (1st ten seasons), Futurama have substance, and layers of depth and humour. Family Guy is as 2 dimensional as comedy can get. But this movie is not even on Family Guys level. This movie is god awful. I am being sincere when I say if you have at least half a brain and not the attention span of a guinea pig, then it should bore the living crap out of you. I threw it on with ZERO expectations and was somehow still disappointed.

I hope this movies ratings continue to plummet at least on IMDb as it should, because at this point, the zombies and film industry goons have stopped giving this sh** fake 10 star reviews.

Best thing about this movie, Mila Kunis's face.


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