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Ted (2012)

 -  Comedy | Fantasy  -  29 June 2012 (USA)
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As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.

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Ted (voice)
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Rex
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Young John (as Brett Manley)
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Storyline

John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by Anonymous

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis

Taglines:

Ted is coming.

Genres:

Comedy | Fantasy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for crude and sexual content, pervasive language, and some drug use | See all certifications »

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Release Date:

29 June 2012 (USA)  »

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Ted  »

Box Office

Budget:

$50,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$54,415,205 (USA) (29 June 2012)

Gross:

$218,628,680 (USA) (19 October 2012)
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1.85 : 1
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Trivia

According to astronomer Neil deGrasse Tyson, Seth MacFarlane called him in advance to make sure he'd get the stars in the night sky scenes right. See more »

Goofs

When Sam J. Jones pours shots for the guys John's is seen full and when they go to drink the shots his is almost empty. See more »

Quotes

[Norah Jones is in her dressing room preparing a drink when Ted and John arrive]
Ted: Hey, play 'Chopsticks', you jazzy slut!
Norah Jones: Teddy!
Ted: Hahaha! How are you?
Norah Jones: [Hugs Ted] How are you, you fuzzy asshole?
Ted: Well, you know I'm not a hot half-Muslim chick who sold over 37 million records, but I'm hanging in there.
Norah Jones: Well, half-Indian, but... thanks.
Ted: Hey, whatever. Thanks for 9/11. Hey listen - I want you to meet a good pal of mine, all right? John Bennett, Norah Jones.
John: [Approaches Norah to shake her hand] Hi, hi, ...
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Crazy Credits

At the start of the movie, the Universal 'planet earth' signature sequence appears, and the narration begins. As the narration continues, the camera zooms in to the logo, "Google Earth Style" eventually centering on the action in the young John Bennet's home town. See more »

Connections

Referenced in The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Episode #21.7 (2012) See more »

Soundtracks

Miss Cindy
Written by K.C. Booker and D'Andre Johnson
Performed by The High Decibels
Courtesy of RipTide Music Inc.
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As funny as a funeral...
12 November 2012 | by (Australia) – See all my reviews

Not sure what funny farm some of the reviewers come from but to say the movie is a laugh a minute is really stretching the imagination! One minute of laughs during the whole movie would also not be an accurate summary. Yes I may have smiled a couple times when the bear delivers some rude and crude lines but I think that was more the fact that it was a bear saying it. Mark Wahlberg was OK but I personally think he should stick to action movies and do what he does best. The novelty of the walking, talking bear wore off after 5 minutes. I am so glad I didn't pay money to watch this movie cos I would have been undergoing treatment for severe depression otherwise. If you really must see this movie, I suggest watching a trailer on youtube or somewhere online and that will no doubt show all the 'best' parts of the movie and save you having to sit through the whole thing.


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