As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.
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John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by
The house at the beginning of the movie that is zoomed into from space is at 129 Albemarle Rd in Norwood, MA 02062. See more »
When Ted is taking a picture with the three girls in the park, the phone used to take the picture isn't on. See more »
[from deleted scene]
I could've ended up like that Asian kid at Virginia Tech, but I didn't because of Ted.
Well it's good to know that a talking teddy bear is the only thing that prevented you from gunning down your classmates.
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The opening credits were supposed to start with "Universal Pictures and Media Rights Capital Presents" as shown in the trailers/commercials and the back of the DVD/Blu-Ray covers. But, for unknown reasons, it starts with "Media Rights Capital Presents" and "Universal Pictures Presents" in the actual movie. See more »
In Boston, the eight-year old lonely boy John Bennett has no friends. On the Christmas day, he wishes that his Ted bear comes to life and a miracle happens and Ted becomes his only friend. Twenty-seven years later, John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) is a pothead that works at a car rental and spends his idle time smoking pot and watching movies with Ted. He also has a girlfriend for four years, Lori Collins (Mila Kunis), who has a great job. Lori's boss Rex (Joel McHale) tries unsuccessfully to get into her pants. One day, John meets the weird Donny (Giovanni Ribisi) that worships Ted and wants to buy him for his son Robert (Aedin Mincks) but John refuses the offer. When Lori puts John against the wall to stay with her, John has to make a tough decision.
"Ted" is an unfunny and moronic comedy overrated in IMDb. The stupid jokes may be suitable for young teenagers and John Bannett and Ted are not charismatic characters. The plot is full of clichés and questionable humor and despite the good cast and cameos, watching "Ted" is a waste of time. My vote is three.
Title (Brazil): "O Ursinho Ted" ("The Ted Little Bear")
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