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Ted (2012)

 -  Comedy | Fantasy  -  29 June 2012 (USA)
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As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.

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Ted (voice)
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Young John (as Brett Manley)
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Storyline

John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by Anonymous

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis

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teddy bear | friend | girlfriend | love | boss | See more »

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Ted is coming.

Genres:

Comedy | Fantasy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for crude and sexual content, pervasive language, and some drug use | See all certifications »

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Release Date:

29 June 2012 (USA)  »

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Ted  »

Box Office

Budget:

$50,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$54,415,205 (USA) (29 June 2012)

Gross:

$218,628,680 (USA) (19 October 2012)
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Trivia

Mark Wahlberg agreed to appear in this film after seeing a caricature of himself on Family Guy: Family Goy (2009) in which he is the star of a film entitled "Annoyed and Confused". See more »

Goofs

When John answer's Ted's call while riding in the car with Lori, John holds his iPhone upside-down (as evidenced by the lock button and headphone jack) for nearly the entire conversation. See more »

Quotes

John: Can you call my cellphone?
Lori: Yeah
[Lori calls John's phone which plays "The Imperial March"]
Lori: Is that my ringtone? What is that? Cause it sounds really negative.
John: No. I-it's from The Notebook
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Crazy Credits

The opening credits were supposed to start with "Universal Pictures and Media Rights Capital Presents" as shown in the trailers/commercials and the back of the DVD/Blu-Ray covers. But, for unknown reasons, it starts with "Media Rights Capital Presents" and "Universal Pictures Presents" in the actual movie. See more »

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Featured in The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Episode #20.169 (2012) See more »

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waste of time
16 February 2013 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

this is my first review so bear with me here (no pun intended)...

i usually seem to have quite some overlap with roger ebert in terms of movie taste but what he saw in this, i really don't understand. for me it had a lot going for it, i like mila kunis and mark wahlberg and the trailer looked promising but man, was i disappointed! i found the dialogue incredibly crude and uninspired, the plot moronic and predictable but worst of all (it IS a comedy or at least tries to be), it's not funny at all. and i mean not at all. i do enjoy silliness and brainless comedy and am not objected to explicit language whatsoever but again it should serve the intended purpose. which is to entertain (laughed until i cried in pineapple express for example). i did not feel entertained by Ted but rather bored and annoyed. so in my opinion

  • EPIC FAIL!


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