As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.
Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding.
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by
In a flashback to 2008, John says "Chris Brown can do no wrong" as a reference to in 2009 when Brown was arrested for assault. See more »
When Ted is bear-napped by Donny and Robert, and he escapes into the bathroom to call John for help, he calls from a land-line phone. Discovering him, Donny ends the call by disconnecting the telephone wire from the wall, yet we hear a dial tone. A land-line phone would go completely silent once its cord became disconnected. See more »
[last lines, as Ted and Sam Jones do a "flash jump" after John and Lori's wedding]
And that's the story of how one magical wish forever changed the lives of three very special friends.
[footage of Ted and Tami-Lynn on their double date with John and Lori]
Ted and Tami-Lynn continued their torrid love affair for quite some time. One afternoon Ted was caught behind the deli counter eating potato salad off of Tami- Lynn's bare bottom. He was instantly promoted to store manager.
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The opening credits were supposed to start with "Universal Pictures and Media Rights Capital Presents" as shown in the trailers/commercials and the back of the DVD/Blu-Ray covers. But, for unknown reasons, it starts with "Media Rights Capital Presents" and "Universal Pictures Presents" in the actual movie. See more »
Written by Brian May
Performed by Queen
Courtesy of Universal Island Records Ltd.
Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
Courtesy of Hollywood Records for United States and Canada See more »
I won't spend more than three minutes writing about this awful piece of immature, vulgar and childish trash. I couldn't watch it to the end, I stopped about 45 minutes in. I found this even slightly insulting and humiliating : am I supposed to find this funny and entertaining? Does Mr Mcfarlane think I'm that moronic and stupid? Is that what we have become? Finding this idiotic pile of garbage remotely interesting, entertaining or funny makes me feel very sad about the times we live in. Sad to the point where I don't wan't to have kids to spare them the shame of living in a world this mediocre and vile. What ever happened to entertainment industry? How low can we sink? Needless to say this film bombed in Europe, and that only proves one point : American standards are now entangled in the sludgy depths of stupidity and vulgarity. Absolutely awful, enjoying this if you are over 12 years of age should set off all kind of alarms. Grow up McFarlane, your dick and fart jokes amuse no one except yourself and the thousands of brain damaged idiots that gave this absurdity more than two points.
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