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Ted (2012) 7.1
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7.1/10 from 236,757 users
Metascore: 62/100
Reviews: 514 user | 404 critic | 37 from Metacritic.com As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship. Director:Seth MacFarlane |
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Cast
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| Mark Wahlberg | ... | ||
| Mila Kunis | ... | ||
| Seth MacFarlane | ... |
Ted
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| Joel McHale | ... | ||
| Giovanni Ribisi | ... | ||
| Patrick Warburton | ... | ||
| Matt Walsh | ... | ||
| Jessica Barth | ... | ||
| Aedin Mincks | ... | ||
| Bill Smitrovich | ... | ||
| Patrick Stewart | ... |
Narrator
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| Norah Jones | ... |
Herself
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| Sam J. Jones | ... |
Himself
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| Tom Skerritt | ... |
Himself
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| Bretton Manley | ... |
Young John
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John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by Anonymous
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Ted is coming.Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)
Rated R for crude and sexual content, pervasive language, and some drug use | See all certifications »Parents Guide:
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Country:
USALanguage:
EnglishRelease Date:
29 June 2012 (USA) See more »Also Known As:
Teddy Bear See more »Box Office
Budget:
$50,000,000 (estimated)Opening Weekend:
$54,415,205 (USA) (29 June 2012)Gross:
$218,628,680 (USA) (19 October 2012)Company Credits
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John: Oh, and *you* can?
Ted: I don't *have* to! I'm a fucking *teddy bear*! Y'know somethin'? I didn't tie you up and *drag* you to that party, alright? I *wanted* you to come, because you're *supposedly* my best friend!
John: You can't stand there and tell me havin' been with Lori has always been a threat to our friendship! I mean, it always works out so much better for *you* when we're sittin' around gettin' *...
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Written by Brian May
Performed by Queen
Produced by Brian May and Reinhold Mack)
Courtesy of Universal Island Records Ltd
Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
Courtesy of Hollywood Records for United States and Canada
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Did You Know?
Trivia
Voice actress Tara Strong's first contribution to a live-action movie since National Lampoon's Senior School. She voiced Ted's "I love you" function. See more »Goofs
When Ted calls John to convince him to come to his party John is seen holding his phone upside down. When it cuts to him again later he is then seen holding his phone the right way. See more »Quotes
Ted: Lori was right about you: you *cannot* take responsibility for anything that goes on in your life.John: Oh, and *you* can?
Ted: I don't *have* to! I'm a fucking *teddy bear*! Y'know somethin'? I didn't tie you up and *drag* you to that party, alright? I *wanted* you to come, because you're *supposedly* my best friend!
John: You can't stand there and tell me havin' been with Lori has always been a threat to our friendship! I mean, it always works out so much better for *you* when we're sittin' around gettin' *...
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Crazy Credits
The opening credits were supposed to start with "Universal Pictures and Media Rights Capital Presents" as shown in the trailers/commercials and the back of the DVD/Blu-Ray covers. But, for unknown reasons, it starts with "Media Rights Capital Presents" and "Universal Pictures Presents" in the actual movie. See more »Soundtracks
"Flash's Theme"Written by Brian May
Performed by Queen
Produced by Brian May and Reinhold Mack)
Courtesy of Universal Island Records Ltd
Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
Courtesy of Hollywood Records for United States and Canada
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I got into a screening of this movie thanks to my daughter, after waiting what felt like forever. I saw the unrated trailer on YouTube and couldn't wait to see it. As another reviewer said, if you like Family Guy, you'll like this. In some ways, it IS Family Guy. Wahlberg basically plays a Peter Griffin type character,a likable, but somewhat dimwitted guy. Ted is essentially Brian, smart, witty and self-centered and Mila is sort of a Lois type, hot and the grown up in the story. Be warned, this is NOT a children's movie. Nudity, drug and alcohol use, plus heavy on the profanity. In other words, go see it! Just leave your (little) kids at home.