As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.
Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding.
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by
Various teddy bears were used as stand-ins for post-production editing. Ted's movements were done by Seth MacFarlane through motion capture. See more »
When we see the shot of "Action News Georgia," the backdrop is of Atlanta. However, damage to the Westin Peachtree Plaza is visible. This damage is from a tornado that hit downtown Atlanta in 2008, well after the news report from 1985. See more »
[thunder is heard outside]
I don't - I don't understand. I really don't. You're 35 years old and you're still scared of a little thunder?
I am not!
[Ted comes running into the bed]
Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny?
Alright, come on, let's sing the thunder song.
When you hear the sound of thunder, / Don't you get too scared. / Just grab your thunder buddy / And say these magic words: / "Fuck you, thunder! / You can suck my dick! / You can't get...
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At the start of the movie, the Universal 'planet earth' signature sequence appears, and the narration begins. As the narration continues, the camera zooms in to the logo, "Google Earth Style" eventually centering on the action in the young John Bennet's home town. See more »
Simply the worst movie I have ever seen. This will ONLY appeal to the teen masses who think cuss words are the funniest things on earth, or to IQ's under 60. Stupid plot, I love Mark Walberg but he looks like Mila's father rather than her boyfriend, and terrible acting make for the bomb of the century. Sorry to the idiot masses that have taken over the world. Hollywoods great directors/screenwriters/actors are turning over in their graves. I can't believe a great actors like Mark Wahlberg and Giovanni Ribisi stooped to this crap after all the good work they have done. The only bright point to the whole movie is that Mila looks fantastic.
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