As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.
Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding.
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by
Lori manages to find John at Ted's home warming party but this should be impossible as John didn't tell her Ted's new address. Likewise Ted manages to find out which hotel John was staying at after Lori dumped him despite John not telling him where he was. See more »
Welcome back Ted!
It was you!
Son of a bitch! You wished for my life back!
No! I wished for my life back.
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At the start of the movie, the Universal 'planet earth' signature sequence appears, and the narration begins. As the narration continues, the camera zooms in to the logo, "Google Earth Style" eventually centering on the action in the young John Bennet's home town. See more »
I'm confused! I thought a 7.3 rating on IMDb meant a film might not be everyones bag but it would definitely not be a stinker! This film is not funny, it's not clever, it's not interesting and the acting is poor! I love American Dad and I like Family Guy but every so often there will be a "joke" that isn't a joke, I can only conclude that these must be Seth Macfarlane's contributions to the scripts because Ted is full of them! As I've already said, I like Family Guy but it does seem like when the writers can't think of anything funny to say they just come up with something crude, hateful or derogatory(often about young women), This film does exactly the same! Don't waste your time or money on this!
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