As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.
Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding.
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by
When the band is playing at the party, the trumpet player clearly doesn't match the song playing. See more »
Plus! A hooker took a shit in our apartment!
[Flashback to earlier]
This is so gross!
Did you get it yet?
NO! I didn't get it yet!
Tell me when you get it!
OH MY GOD! I got some of it on my thumb!
NO! You will never be able to cook with that thumb again!
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At the start of the movie, the Universal 'planet earth' signature sequence appears, and the narration begins. As the narration continues, the camera zooms in to the logo, "Google Earth Style" eventually centering on the action in the young John Bennet's home town. See more »
this is my first review so bear with me here (no pun intended)...
i usually seem to have quite some overlap with roger ebert in terms of movie taste but what he saw in this, i really don't understand. for me it had a lot going for it, i like mila kunis and mark wahlberg and the trailer looked promising but man, was i disappointed! i found the dialogue incredibly crude and uninspired, the plot moronic and predictable but worst of all (it IS a comedy or at least tries to be), it's not funny at all. and i mean not at all. i do enjoy silliness and brainless comedy and am not objected to explicit language whatsoever but again it should serve the intended purpose. which is to entertain (laughed until i cried in pineapple express for example). i did not feel entertained by Ted but rather bored and annoyed. so in my opinion
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