As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.
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A shy student trying to reach his family in Ohio, a gun-toting tough guy trying to find the last Twinkie, and a pair of sisters trying to get to an amusement park join forces to travel across a zombie-filled America.
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by
Various teddy bears were used as stand-ins for post-production editing. Ted's movements were done by Seth MacFarlane through motion capture. See more »
When Norah Jones is playing guitar on stage she has a capo on the second fret but when the song ends there is no capo on the guitar. See more »
I could have wound up like that Asian guy at Virginia Tech but I didn't because of him. So I'm not that psyched to just, like, kick him out.
It's good to know that a talking teddy bear is the only thing that prevented you from gunning down your classmates.
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At the start of the movie, the Universal 'planet earth' signature sequence appears, and the narration begins. As the narration continues, the camera zooms in to the logo, "Google Earth Style" eventually centering on the action in the young John Bennet's home town. See more »
Not sure what funny farm some of the reviewers come from but to say the movie is a laugh a minute is really stretching the imagination! One minute of laughs during the whole movie would also not be an accurate summary. Yes I may have smiled a couple times when the bear delivers some rude and crude lines but I think that was more the fact that it was a bear saying it. Mark Wahlberg was OK but I personally think he should stick to action movies and do what he does best. The novelty of the walking, talking bear wore off after 5 minutes. I am so glad I didn't pay money to watch this movie cos I would have been undergoing treatment for severe depression otherwise. If you really must see this movie, I suggest watching a trailer on youtube or somewhere online and that will no doubt show all the 'best' parts of the movie and save you having to sit through the whole thing.
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