Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding.
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by
The film was originally scheduled for release on July 13, 2012, but was moved up to June 29, the original intended release date of G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013), which had been pushed back to March 29, 2013 for re-shoots. See more »
As Lori is driving, she is carrying on a conversation with John, but the passenger window is clearly rolled up (reflections are visible). When he opens the car door in the reverse shot, it is rolled down. See more »
Lori was right about you: you *cannot* take responsibility for anything that goes on in your life.
Oh, and *you* can?
I don't *have* to! I'm a fucking *teddy bear*! Y'know somethin'? I didn't tie you up and *drag* you to that party, alright? I *wanted* you to come, because you're *supposedly* my best friend!
You can't stand there and tell me havin' been with Lori has always been a threat to our friendship! I mean, it always works out so much better for *you* when we're sittin' around gettin' *...
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At the start of the movie, the Universal 'planet earth' signature sequence appears, and the narration begins. As the narration continues, the camera zooms in to the logo, "Google Earth Style" eventually centering on the action in the young John Bennet's home town. See more »
Awful, just awful. I would have rather watched Twilight
Honestly, this is such utter trash that I had to bang my fist against my head when I stopped watching it, about 30 minutes in, and ask myself why I thought it was a good idea to carry on past the first 10. Seth Macfarlane does nothing here but throw in a bunch of unfunny clichés, and a cast that will bring in an audience. I have nothing against the man; Family Guy is genius, and this is a quick and easy way to make money, that is all!! The acting is terrible, each scene is forced, and the jokes make me want to peel my eyes out.
Watch the first 2 minutes - they are gold - and please, just turn it off!
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