| # |
Episode |
User Rating |
User Votes |
|
| 1.1 |
Baa Baa Blackmail |
7.9 |
51 |
|
| 1.2 |
Murder, She Tweeted |
7.4 |
28 |
|
| 1.3 |
Dead Men Don't Wear Spanx |
7.8 |
19 |
|
| 1.4 |
The Mummenschantz Conundrum |
7.2 |
25 |
|
| 1.5 |
Hickory Dickory Danger |
7.8 |
14 |
|
| 1.6 |
A Fistful of Chowder |
7.6 |
15 |
|
| 1.7 |
The Equinox Equinox |
7.7 |
14 |
|
| 1.8 |
Heavy Hangs the Fannypack |
7.3 |
16 |
|
| 1.9 |
A Prayer for Dick Butkus |
7.9 |
14 |
|
| 1.10 |
Wanted: Dead... Or with Chives |
7.7 |
13 |
|
| 1.11 |
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Dead Fish |
7.8 |
14 |
|
| 1.12 |
The Turducken Kerfuffle |
7.8 |
16 |
|
| 1.13 |
What the Rowboat Saw |
6.7 |
12 |
|
| 1.14 |
Satan's Kazoo |
6.7 |
12 |
|
| 1.15 |
Paper or Plastique? |
7.5 |
13 |
|
| 1.16 |
A Jeff Bridges Too Far |
7.0 |
12 |
|
| 1.17 |
One If by Land, Two If by a Slightly Longer Land-Route |
7.5 |
12 |
|
| 1.18 |
No Time for Tetherball |
7.4 |
13 |
|
| 1.19 |
Do You Want Lies with That? |
7.4 |
10 |
|
| 1.20 |
Zeus Was Framed |
7.0 |
13 |
|
| 1.21 |
The El Chapo Cartel Saves Christmas |
6.4 |
12 |
|
| 1.22 |
A Sleigh Full of Slay |
6.9 |
14 |
|
| 1.23 |
How the Grinch Stole Innocence |
7.4 |
12 |
|
| 1.24 |
Hairdryer: 1, Frosty: 0 |
7.5 |
12 |
|
| 1.25 |
Fa-La-La-La-La, La-La-La-Murder |
6.9 |
14 |
|
| 1.26 |
A Quantum of Kwanzaa |
7.1 |
12 |
|
| 1.27 |
The Mistletoe Manifesto |
7.2 |
13 |
|
| 1.28 |
Santa vs. Rudolph vs. Predator |
7.9 |
11 |
|
| 1.29 |
2011: A Spanx Odyssey |
7.9 |
9 |
|
| 1.30 |
Return to Devil's Condo |
7.6 |
9 |
|
| 1.31 |
VooDoo or Voo Don't |
7.2 |
10 |
|
| 1.32 |
The Monkey's Paw and Then the Rest of the Monkey |
7.9 |
11 |
|
| 1.33 |
Houston, We Have a Murder |
7.4 |
9 |
|
| 1.34 |
A Fistful of Dollars, a Mouthful of Travelers Cheques |
7.1 |
9 |
|
| 1.35 |
The Conundrum Enigma |
7.7 |
12 |
|
| 1.36 |
Damn the Torpedoes, Full Greed Ahead |
7.3 |
8 |
|
| 1.37 |
Hello and Dubai |
7.3 |
12 |
|
| 1.38 |
Something Smelly That Way Went |
7.6 |
13 |
|
| 1.39 |
You Say Tomato, I Also Say Tomato |
7.8 |
8 |
|
| 1.40 |
A Renaissance Most Foul |
7.1 |
8 |
|
| 1.41 |
Who Will Cry for the Third Nipple? |
7.2 |
10 |
|
| 1.42 |
A Finger Un-Pulled |
7.5 |
8 |
|
| 1.43 |
Rendezvous at Meet-Up Point |
7.0 |
9 |
|
| 1.44 |
Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Humor Truck |
7.5 |
8 |
|
| 1.45 |
'Whisper,' She Shouted |
7.6 |
10 |
|
| 1.46 |
The Unitard Dilemma |
7.6 |
8 |
|
| 1.47 |
Octoparrot vs. Megakitten |
6.9 |
7 |
|
| 1.48 |
Death Takes a Time-Share |
5.9 |
13 |
|
| 1.49 |
Love Gets Liposuctioned |
7.1 |
10 |
|
| 1.50 |
How Stella Got Her Car Back |
7.5 |
9 |
|
| 1.51 |
The Asiago Index |
6.9 |
7 |
|
| 1.52 |
The Devil's Email Attachment |
7.7 |
8 |
|
| 1.53 |
Airforce One 2: Revenge of President Dracula |
6.9 |
8 |
|
| 1.54 |
If This Van's A-Rockin', I'm Having a Seizure Inside My Van |
6.7 |
7 |
|
| 1.55 |
Hooray for Scabies |
7.5 |
7 |
|
| 1.56 |
The Case of the Missing Show Title |
7.0 |
7 |
|
| 1.57 |
The Double-Fudging of Vanessa Del Rio |
7.1 |
13 |
|
| 1.58 |
World War Wheeee! |
7.6 |
8 |
|
| 1.59 |
A Mystery Wrapped Inside a Calzone |
7.4 |
8 |
|
| 1.60 |
The Rise and Fall of John Reisenphal |
6.6 |
8 |
|
| 1.61 |
Captain Facepunch vs. the Punch-Proof Face! |
7.6 |
9 |
|
| 1.62 |
Seven Salads for Seven Brothers Who Are Sexually Attracted to Salads |
7.6 |
8 |
|
| 1.63 |
Everybody Wang But Don't Chung Tonight |
7.9 |
10 |
|
| 1.64 |
Excuse Me, But May I Murder You? |
7.4 |
7 |
|
| 1.65 |
Ninjas Don't Wear Corduroy |
7.0 |
7 |
|
| 1.66 |
The Spatula Peninsula |
6.6 |
6 |
|
| 1.67 |
And in This Corner... Gingivitis! |
7.0 |
7 |
|
| 1.68 |
The Lion, the Witch, and the IKEA Aspelund Underbed Storage Box |
7.1 |
8 |
|
| 1.69 |
Hell's Cul-de-sac |
7.5 |
8 |
|
| 1.70 |
Terra Chips at 30,000 Feet |
6.9 |
6 |
|
| 1.71 |
Where There's a Will, There's a Dead Person |
6.9 |
10 |
|
| 1.72 |
Countdown to Crotchfire |
7.6 |
10 |
|
| 1.73 |
Grandpa's Secret, Grandma's Shame |
7.5 |
9 |
|
| 1.74 |
As Time Goes Bi-Curious |
7.3 |
9 |
|
| 1.75 |
Ding Dong the Witch Is Dad |
7.2 |
6 |
|
| 1.76 |
A Man for 3 Out of 4 Seasons |
7.2 |
7 |
|
| 1.77 |
The Candy Man Can't |
7.3 |
8 |
|
| 1.78 |
The Devil's Pre-Nup |
6.9 |
8 |
|
| 1.79 |
Dr. No, M.D. |
6.7 |
8 |
|
| 1.80 |
On This Day, a Chump Was Born |
7.9 |
9 |
|
| 1.81 |
Dial T for Misdialed Murder |
7.0 |
10 |
|
| 1.82 |
The Boy Who Actually Used Algebra Later in Life |
7.0 |
9 |
|
| 1.83 |
The Brobdingnagian Abyssinian |
6.8 |
8 |
|
| 1.84 |
Redbeard's Last Stand |
6.8 |
9 |
|
| 1.85 |
The Container Store of My Discontent |
7.8 |
9 |
|
| 1.86 |
The Twin Horrors of Professor Blurryvision |
7.9 |
7 |
|
| 1.87 |
The Umlaut Initiätive |
7.6 |
7 |
|
| 1.88 |
Typo Mysteries Presents: The Haunted Hose |
6.8 |
7 |
|
| 1.89 |
The Awkward Product Placement. Swiffer |
7.6 |
8 |
|
| 1.90 |
Untitled Freddie Prinze Jr. Project |
7.3 |
8 |
|
| 1.91 |
The Falcon CAN Hear the Falconer, Thanks to Miracle Ear! |
6.7 |
9 |
|
| 1.92 |
The Indiscriminate Highlighter |
7.3 |
9 |
|
| 1.93 |
Fuzzy Wuzzy, or Fuzzy Wuzzn't He? |
6.3 |
8 |
|
| 1.94 |
Tomorrow's Episode |
6.7 |
7 |
|
| 1.95 |
Murder at the Murder Trial |
6.7 |
8 |
|
| 1.96 |
Mr. Smith Goes to Hades |
6.7 |
7 |
|
| 1.97 |
Willy Wonka & His Much Less Popular Beef Jerky Factory |
6.5 |
7 |
|
| 1.98 |
Do Not Go Gentle Into That Pink Berry |
7.4 |
8 |
|
| 1.99 |
Quoth the Raven, 'No Comment' |
6.7 |
8 |
|
| 1.100 |
Green Eggs & Health Code Violations |
7.8 |
6 |
|
| 1.101 |
Is Anyone Paying Attention to These Friggin' Episode Titles? |
7.1 |
7 |
|
| 1.102 |
Wow! You DO Care About These Episode Titles. |
7.9 |
7 |
|
| 1.103 |
Savage. Fred Savage. |
6.6 |
7 |
|
| 1.104 |
She Sells Sea Shells Made Out of Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers |
6.6 |
7 |
|
| 1.105 |
It's Gettin' Hard Out There for a Pope |
7.3 |
8 |
|
| 1.106 |
The Title Will Be Added in Later |
6.9 |
8 |
|
| 1.107 |
Quoth the Hipster, 'Whatevermore.' |
7.1 |
10 |
|
| 1.108 |
A Recipe for Disaster Casserole |
6.9 |
8 |
|
| 1.109 |
Me. Coli |
6.9 |
9 |
|
| 1.110 |
What Happens on Krypton, Stays on Krypton |
6.7 |
10 |
|
| 1.111 |
Are You There, God? It's Me - Your Loanshark |
7.7 |
7 |
|
| 1.112 |
Dragonpuncher 3: The Punchening |
6.8 |
8 |
|
| 1.113 |
An Atheist Named Faith |
7.0 |
9 |
|
| 1.114 |
50,000,000 Connie Selleca Fans Can't Be Wrong |
7.8 |
10 |
|
| 1.115 |
Death Gets a Paper Cut |
6.6 |
8 |
|
| 1.116 |
Length x Width = Tears |
6.7 |
9 |
|
| 1.117 |
Hell Hath No Cell Phone Reception |
7.5 |
12 |
|
| 1.118 |
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish - Oh, God, My Whole Life Has Been a Horrible Lie |
6.9 |
9 |
|
| 1.119 |
Hug Me, Sighed the Porcupine |
6.8 |
9 |
|
| 1.120 |
The Devil Went Down to 7-Eleven and Bought a Slurpee |
6.6 |
7 |
|
| 1.121 |
The One Where Conan Does That Thing |
7.6 |
6 |
|
| 1.122 |
The LOL from Hell O Hell |
7.5 |
8 |
|
| 1.123 |
The Silvery Thistles of St. Lispmoor |
7.0 |
7 |
|
| 1.124 |
Cut, Cap, Balance, and Boogie |
7.2 |
8 |
|
| 1.125 |
The Gentile's Bar Mitzvah |
6.7 |
8 |
|
| 1.126 |
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Karaoke |
6.7 |
7 |
|
| 1.127 |
Cowboys & Aliens 2: Showdown at Glorb Ranch |
6.7 |
7 |
|
| 1.128 |
And the Wind Whispered 'Balls' |
7.5 |
9 |
|
| 1.129 |
What If the Title's Too Long for Andy to Successfully Fit It In to the Opening Announce? |
7.8 |
6 |
|
| 1.130 |
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream When Our Elevator Plunges 40 Floors |
7.1 |
9 |
|
| 1.131 |
The Decline of Dee Klein |
6.7 |
7 |
|
| 1.132 |
The Dr. and Mrs. Howard P. Reynolds Foundation Murders |
6.8 |
8 |
|
| 1.133 |
The Devil Drives Stick |
6.6 |
7 |
|
| 1.134 |
Dragon Tamer 3: Dungeon War 2: The Prequel |
7.0 |
10 |
|
| 1.135 |
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Rabbi |
7.7 |
8 |
|
| 1.136 |
I Know What You Did Last Lobsterfest |
6.6 |
7 |
|
| 1.137 |
Eat, Love, Lather, Rinse, Repeat |
6.8 |
7 |
|
| 1.138 |
Alex Trebek in Actual Jeopardy |
6.4 |
6 |
|
| 1.139 |
The Title the Announcer Didn't Read Right |
6.8 |
7 |
|
| 1.140 |
A Streetcar Named Dr. Nathan Gluckman |
6.7 |
6 |
|
| 1.141 |
And the Wind Cried 'Harriet.' |
6.8 |
7 |
|
| 1.142 |
The One Hour of Footage George Lucas Hasn't Messed With |
5.8 |
12 |
|
| 1.143 |
Quoth the raven "That Is So Me" |
7.3 |
7 |
|
| 1.144 |
President Bjork Saves the Day |
7.0 |
9 |
|
| 1.145 |
The Murdering Murderer of Murdertown |
7.1 |
10 |
|
| 1.146 |
The Hunchback of Dekalb County Community College |
6.4 |
6 |
|
| 1.147 |
The Fluffer of Seville |
7.0 |
6 |
|
| 1.148 |
The Day the Proofradar Quit |
7.2 |
8 |
|
| 1.149 |
It Turns Out Stella's Groove Was on Her Head the Whole Time |
7.1 |
7 |
|
| 1.150 |
God Never Closes a Door Without Laughing at You |
7.2 |
9 |
|
| 1.151 |
The Way to a Man's Heart Is Through My Multi-Level Marketing Plan |
6.9 |
6 |
|
| 1.153 |
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo on Her Face Who Was Unemployable |
7.1 |
8 |
|
| 1.154 |
The Day the Mirth Stood Still |
7.0 |
8 |
|
| 1.156 |
Karate Kid 9: Return to Nun-Chuck Island |
6.7 |
6 |
|
| 1.157 |
The Pretty Girl Waving to Someone Behind You |
6.6 |
6 |
|
| 1.158 |
Footloose 3: Footloosest |
7.0 |
6 |
|
| 1.159 |
The Zombie Who Preferred Salads |
7.1 |
7 |
|
| 1.160 |
Enter the Enterer |
7.3 |
8 |
|
| 1.161 |
The Unbearable Lightness of Light Beer |
7.3 |
9 |
|
| 1.162 |
It's the Great Pumpki-- No Wait, That's Just Conan's Head |
7.4 |
8 |
|
| 1.163 |
A Tree with Dutch Elm Disease Grows in Brooklyn |
7.4 |
7 |
|
| 1.164 |
The Mystery of the Recent NYU Grad Who Got a Job |
7.5 |
7 |
|
| 1.165 |
Just Another Typical Gay Jewish Televised Wedding in New York |
7.2 |
8 |
|
| 2.1 |
The Announcer Who Died at the End of the Announcement |
6.8 |
6 |
|
| 2.2 |
Happy One Year Anniversary to Us, and to Lisa and Greg Drucker of Wayne, New Jersey |
6.8 |
8 |
|
| 2.3 |
Mime Riot |
7.1 |
6 |
|
| 2.4 |
The Illiterate Merderer |
6.7 |
6 |
|
| 2.5 |
The Postman Always Rings Ten Times. What's His Problem? |
6.8 |
6 |
|
| 2.6 |
Dead Men Tell No Amusing Anecdotes |
7.0 |
7 |
|
| 2.8 |
A Man for All Flu Seasons |
7.3 |
7 |
|
| 2.9 |
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your DVDs of 'Breaking Bad' Season 3 |
6.7 |
6 |
|
| 2.10 |
What Happens in Vegas Is Typically Pretty Sad |
7.0 |
7 |
|
| 2.11 |
Bye-Bye, Albino's Alibi |
7.0 |
6 |
|
| 2.12 |
Indiana Jones & The Temple of Wait, This Isn't a Temple It's a Walmart! |
6.7 |
7 |
|
| 2.13 |
The Bourne Ultimate Frisbee Tournament |
7.1 |
6 |
|
| 2.14 |
What the Butler Smelled |
6.4 |
6 |
|
| 2.15 |
Tell My Wife I Love Her, and Tell My Secret Wife I Love Her Even More |
6.8 |
6 |
|
| 2.16 |
Armageddon Comes to Quiznos |
6.7 |
8 |
|
| 2.17 |
Return to A-Hole Acres |
6.9 |
6 |
|
| 2.18 |
It's a Wonderful Life Because of the Internet |
6.8 |
6 |
|
| 2.19 |
Miracle Whip on 34th Street |
6.5 |
7 |
|
| 2.20 |
The Island of Misfit Roys: Scheider Edition |
6.5 |
6 |
|
| 2.21 |
Santa Claus is Coming to Town, But Only to Visit His Mistress Danielle |
7.1 |
6 |
|
| 2.24 |
Christmas Eve Not Christmas Steve |
7.2 |
6 |
|
| 2.25 |
The Conan 'Best Of' Spectacular |
7.8 |
8 |
|
| 2.26 |
May Old Acquaintances Be De-Friended |
7.1 |
6 |
|
| 2.27 |
Out with the Old, in with the Hastily-Repainted Old |
6.8 |
7 |
|
| 2.28 |
Manuary 5th - The Day of the Dude |
6.8 |
6 |
|
| 2.29 |
Oh My God, Baby New Year Got Into the Medicine Cabinet! |
6.9 |
6 |
|
| 2.30 |
Every Kiss Begins with Kay, But Everything Else Begins with K-Y |
7.1 |
7 |
|
| 2.31 |
The Integrity Episode, Brought to You by Pall Mall Cigarettes |
6.9 |
6 |
|
| 2.32 |
The Mime Whisperer |
6.8 |
6 |
|
| 2.36 |
This Episode Would Like You to Join It's LinkedIn Network |
7.0 |
7 |
|
| 2.39 |
Mr. Gorbachev, Put Up Some Drapes! |
7.1 |
5 |
|
| 2.43 |
The Dr. Wizard of Dr. Oz |
7.5 |
6 |
|
| 2.44 |
Double-Vision Theater Presents: The Lady with Incredible Ta-Ta-Ta-Tas |
6.6 |
7 |
|
| 2.45 |
The Lonely Scent of a Lean Cuisine |
7.2 |
6 |
|
| 2.51 |
Luck Be a Man Dressed as a Lady Tonight |
7.0 |
6 |
|
| 2.52 |
Die Hard 5: Let's Not Die Quite So Hard, I've Got Chronic Back Pain |
7.0 |
6 |
|
| 2.53 |
The 24th Annual NERF Product Expo |
7.3 |
6 |
|
| 2.55 |
Annie, Get Your Glock |
7.1 |
7 |
|
| 2.56 |
Death Wish Six: Natural Causes |
7.0 |
6 |
|
| 2.57 |
The Douche Who Lost His Bag |
7.0 |
6 |
|
| 2.58 |
Godzilla Versus His Own Body Issues |
7.5 |
6 |
|
| 2.59 |
If It Looks Like a Duck and Quacks Like a Duck, It's a Little Person Dressed as a Duck |
7.0 |
8 |
|
| 2.60 |
Low-Brow OCD Theater Presents: Pull My Finger Fourty Times |
7.6 |
7 |
|
| 2.61 |
Virginia Is for Lovers, But So Is My Van |
7.1 |
7 |
|
| 2.62 |
Bridesmaids Revisited |
7.0 |
7 |
|
| 2.63 |
The Rendezvous with Destiny That Was Pushed Back to April |
6.9 |
7 |
|
| 2.65 |
Honey, I Shrunk the Show |
7.5 |
6 |
|
| 2.66 |
The Dark Knight Dies from Rubber Suit Induced Heat Exhaustion |
7.5 |
7 |
|
| 2.67 |
El episodo con el titulo español |
7.7 |
6 |
|
| 2.68 |
Godzilla Versus Robocalling Mothra |
7.5 |
8 |
|
| 2.69 |
That Which Does Not Kill Me Makes Me Think I'm Doing This Suicide Thing Wrong |
7.2 |
11 |
|
| 2.70 |
The Lonely Life of Albert Peniseyebrows |
6.7 |
6 |
|
| 2.72 |
Early to Bed & Early to Rise Makes a Man Want a Better Shift at Denny's |
6.6 |
6 |
|
| 2.73 |
Ding Dong! The Witch Is Selling Amway |
7.1 |
8 |
|
| 2.74 |
Lucy in the Sky with Amazing Realistic Diamelles |
7.9 |
5 |
|
| 2.75 |
The Member of Styx Who Got Laid More When He Stopped Saying He Was a Member of Styx |
7.0 |
7 |
|
| 2.76 |
Fruit by the Foot, Regret by the Mile |
6.8 |
7 |
|
| 2.77 |
Flash Mob on the Bounty |
7.9 |
6 |
|
| 2.79 |
How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Google the Ways |
6.6 |
6 |
|
| 2.80 |
The Bourne Thingamajigee |
6.7 |
6 |
|
| 2.81 |
The Doomsday Device (Batteries Not Included) |
7.3 |
8 |
|
| 2.82 |
Nine Hairy Guys in a Tub Built for Five |
7.1 |
7 |
|
| 2.83 |
Extremely Slow Murder on the Orient Local |
7.0 |
7 |
|
| 2.84 |
I Believe the Children Are Our Future D-Bags |
7.4 |
8 |
|
| 2.85 |
How Much for That Doggie on the Roof of Your Car? |
7.0 |
6 |
|
| 2.86 |
I Like Big Butts & I Can Still Lie |
6.8 |
7 |
|
| 2.87 |
What Are You Doing with My Freak On? |
6.5 |
6 |
|
| 2.88 |
The Day the Earth Stood Too Close to the Barbecue |
7.1 |
5 |
|
| 2.92 |
You're Gonna Get Your Ass Tapped in Prison, Charlie Brown |
6.8 |
10 |
|
| 2.93 |
The Thingy of Finite Imagination |
7.7 |
6 |
|
| 2.96 |
This One Has a Wardrobe Malfunction |
6.2 |
8 |
|
| 2.97 |
The Little Engine That Could, But Held Out for More Money |
6.5 |
6 |
|
| 2.98 |
The Girl Who Said, "It's Not You, It's Me" & Actually Meant It |
6.3 |
7 |
|
| 2.101 |
E-Vite to a Murder |
7.2 |
5 |
|
| 2.104 |
The Gnocchi from Skokie That Sang Karaoke |
7.4 |
5 |
|
| 2.111 |
The House of Usher, and the Cramped Studio Apartment of Sisqo |
7.8 |
7 |
|
| 2.112 |
John Carter 2: Just Kidding, That Will Never Happen |
7.8 |
6 |
|
| 2.120 |
Are You There, God? It's Me, a Narcissistic Jerk Who Thinks He Can Talk to God |
6.8 |
7 |
|
| 2.122 |
Jolt Cola Explosion at the Old Reference Factory |
7.5 |
6 |
|
| 3.39 |
Occupy Conan: When Outsourcing Goes Too Far |
6.0 |
16 |
|