- Joe Tranelli: I'm so hungry. You know what? I'm the mood for something chocolate, I think. Yeah, let me, um...
- [he takes a menu, then pulls out and puts on a pair of reading glasses]
- Owen Thoreau Jr.: Wow.
- Joe Tranelli: Yeah.
- Terry Elliott: Come on. For real?
- Joe Tranelli: It's your future, too, a-holes.
- Terry Elliott: My future's a fake nose and glasses?