Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Soulmates (2011)
Amy Poehler: Leslie Knope
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Quotes
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Leslie Knope : Alright, be honest Tom: how did you and I get matched up
[on hoosiermate.com]
Leslie Knope : ?
Tom Haverford : I created 26 different profiles, each designed to attract a different type of girl. Tom A. Haverford - sporty and sexy. Tom B. Haverford - smooth and soulful. Which letter did you get?
Leslie Knope : N, Tom N. Haverford.
Tom Haverford : Ha! The N stands for nerd! I never even check that one because no one ever responds to it. Tom N. Haverford collects globes. His favorite movie is books.
Leslie Knope : Donna?
[Donna comes up to Tom and kisses him on the mouth]
Leslie Knope : Every time I want you to shut up from now on.
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Ann Perkins : What's up?
Leslie Knope : What's wrong with me? Why do good guys hate me and gross guys love me? Diagnose me, you're a nurse.
Ann Perkins : There's nothing wrong with you. You're an intelligent, classy, attractive woman, but for whatever reason, right now, only douchey guys are buying what you're selling.
Leslie Knope : So I should go and ask them what they think it is I'm selling.
[pause, nods]
Leslie Knope : A douche-vestigation.
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Leslie Knope : I don't know if the online thing is for me. I prefer to meet people in person. It's like door number two on Let's Make a Deal: do you want the thing that you have, that you know you like, but is it perfect? Or, do you give it up for what's behind door number two?
[pause]
Leslie Knope : I think I like what I have.