It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Dee Reynolds: Shaping America's Youth (2010)

Dave Foley: Principal MacIntyre

Quotes 

• Principal MacIntyre : It's school policy that no one should paint their face, so that's the rule and that's the end of that.

  Charlie Kelly : That's the rule.

  Principal MacIntyre : Yeah.

  Charlie Kelly : No wiggle room there?

  Principal MacIntyre : No.

  Charlie Kelly : Alright tell ya what, I'll take him down to the locker room, I'll lather him up real good, I'll strip all these silly ass clothes off him, I'm gonna clean him, sparkling clean brand new kid for ya.

  Principal MacIntyre : No, no, please don't bathe the students.

  Charlie Kelly : Heh, you're right. He's a big man, he can bathe himself, can't ya, Rich? Alright, he's bathing himself and I'm watching. Let's go, Richie.