It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Gets a New Member (2010)

David Foley: Principal MacIntyre

Quotes 

• Charlie Kelly : Hey, look, I'll swallow that eraser whole just to prove to you...

  Principal MacIntyre : Oh, no, please.

  Charlie Kelly : I'll swallow it whole!

  Principal MacIntyre : No, no, no, you don't have to do that. But I have to say I don't think I've ever encountered someone who's so passionate about joining our custodial staff.

  Charlie Kelly : The passion I have for the work that I do is extraordinary. It probably goes beyond janitor. And I'm serious, I'll eat that eraser whole.

  Principal MacIntyre : Oh, no. It's not- you don't need to eat the eraser to prove your point. Uh, you have the job.

  Charlie Kelly : Are you serious?

  Principal MacIntyre : I love your attitude. It's fantastic.

  Charlie Kelly : Sir, I am not gonna let you down. I mean, I am gonna start cleaning immediately, immediately! Uh, but first, can I eat the eraser?

  Principal MacIntyre : Are... you're saying you want to eat the eraser?