It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods (2010)

Tom Sizemore: Trucker

Quotes 

• Trucker : I do not tangle with lizards no more. No. Back in the day, sure, I would've indulged. Hell, I would've let you turn me into Swiss cheese.

  [chuckles] 

  Trucker : I would've let you make me, uh... make me into a mailbox. Just open the slot and put whatever you want inside.

  Dennis Reynolds : Wow.

  Charlie Kelly : We wouldn't do that.

  Trucker : Not no more. I got a wife now. So I will not suck you and I will not be sucked on by you. Okay? That's it.

  Dennis Reynolds : That's a 10-4.

  Charlie Kelly : Yeah, we read you loud and clear.