Erin Silver: [watching Teddy play tennis] Ace him!
Navid Shirazi: He's not serving. You can only ace someone when you're serving.
Erin Silver: Let's just be grateful I'm using tennis terminology. When we first started dating, I told him to serve a no-hitter.
Naomi Clark: [at a party for the senior class] Is that a freshman? What the hell's she doing here?
Naomi Clark: I just love this gown. I'll take it.
Kim Kardashian: Okay, with the friendship discount, that'll be $400.
Naomi Clark: Uh... guys I'm a little short this week. Couldn't you give it to me now and I'll pay you when I can?
Khloé Kardashian: Naomi, we're running a business, not a charity. It would not be fair to our other clients if we just give away our dresses and gowns as handouts.
Kim Kardashian: If you want the clothes, you have to pay for them up front. No more credit for you.
Naomi Clark: [angry] Fine, then. I just wouldn't buy them right now... bitch.
Kim Kardashian: What?
Naomi Clark: Nothing.
Khloé Kardashian: No, what did you say?
Naomi Clark: I called her a bitch. Oh, I'm sorry. I meant ho. By the way, your clothes suck!