Lorne: You know, you remind me of my parents.
Jack Donaghy: I find that hard to believe.
Lorne: They were both really intense. They wanted me to grow up to be Prime Minister, so as a kid, I had to win the spelling bee. They made me memorize all 700 words in the Canadian dictionary, then I had to go to law school.
Jack Donaghy: You went to law school?
Lorne: For one day. I was just so tightly wound that I got kicked out for karate chopping my roommate. I know, I'm a stereotype. All guys from Quebec are good at karate.
Lorne: Oh my God, where are my manners? Do you wanna try meth?
Tracy Jordan: Cornell commencement address? Sorry, but Tracy Jordan doesn't do safety schools.