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"30 Rock" Double-Edged Sword (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

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Lorne: You know, you remind me of my parents.

Jack Donaghy: I find that hard to believe.

Lorne: They were both really intense. They wanted me to grow up to be Prime Minister, so as a kid, I had to win the spelling bee. They made me memorize all 700 words in the Canadian dictionary, then I had to go to law school.

Jack Donaghy: You went to law school?

Lorne: For one day. I was just so tightly wound that I got kicked out for karate chopping my roommate. I know, I'm a stereotype. All guys from Quebec are good at karate.

[pause]

Lorne: Oh my God, where are my manners? Do you wanna try meth?

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Tracy Jordan: Cornell commencement address? Sorry, but Tracy Jordan doesn't do safety schools.

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Man on plane: Maybe this is one of those times when on the count of three, the both of you say you were wrong.

Liz LemonCarol: 1, 2, 3, never!

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