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- Paul: [voiceover] My day starts at 6:30 AM. I don't need an alarm clock. I wake up every day and dress for my role as CEO. That means fifty tailored suits at all times. Right now I have fifty-four. Dress shirts - very important: one-twenty-eight; crisp white - always best; an occasional pale yellow or blue. Now, a tie says everything about a man. Silk. Ties should only be silk: eighty stripes; a dozen solids. Oh, and one rogue paisley my sister bought me in Palm Beach - probably hammered at noon. Shoes: black and brown; lace-up only. Well, if this all sounds like much of the same, it's because it is. My routine, my life, my business served me well for thirty-one years, yet today I am cashing it all in. And, for the fist time in my life, I'll be working for someone else. That's a big change for me - and I'm not real good with change, as you can tell.
- Paul: Mindy, there's a hundred old dogs within one square block that desire nothing more than the name "Mrs. Grecco."
- Brian: We don't agree on anything. It's like she has this picture in her head of what... of what she thinks I'm supposed to be, of what she thinks is socially acceptable, you know, of what she thinks is important.