The Critic continues Nickelodeon month with a look at You Can't Do That on Television, Clarissa Explains it All, Hey Dude, and Salute Your Shorts, each of which he finds mostly bland but harmless. He wishes there was a kids show that was innovative and funny...and then, to his joy, he remembers Pete and Pete.
The Critic reviews Titanic: The Legend Goes On, an Italian-animated movie that not only rips off James Cameron's movie and every animated movie ever made, it also includes the horrors of the Rapping Dog.
The Critic reviews Schwarzenegger and John McTiernan's attempt at self-parody, finding it odd that a movie based on the difference between "the real world" and "the movie world" has such an unrealistic "real world".
The Critic finally gives in and checks out a film by Uwe Boll, which leaves him quite literally speechless. He takes comfort that he's in no condition to review the movie...but Spoony and Linkara have his back.