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Quotes
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Cathy Jamison : If you were ready to go, did you ever think about just going?
Marlene : Think about it all the time, but I just keep waking up.
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Marlene : You can't just walk into my house!
Cathy Jamison : You have no idea what I can do!
Marlene : You're a pain in the ass!
Cathy Jamison : You're a fucking cunt!
Marlene : GET OUT!
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Cathy Jamison : You can't be fat and mean, Andrea.
Andrea Jackson : What?
Cathy Jamison : You heard me. If you're gonna dish it out, you gotta be able to look it up. Fat people are jolly for a reason. Fat repels people. Jolly attracts them. I know everyone is laughing at you're joke, but no one's inviting you to the prom. So, you can either be fat and jolly or a skinny bitch.
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Cathy Jamison : [to her neighbor's dog] Wanna see my boobs? No one else seems to care.
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Cathy Jamison : [to her husband, Paul] It's hard not to treat you like a child when every time I make a sandwich you ask me to cut the crusts off your bread.
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Cathy Jamison : [to her son, Adam] From now on, I'm going to raise you so hard your head is going to spin.
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Cathy Jamison : I want you think of every one these you smoke as taking six months off of your life.
Andrea Jackson : You know what, I'd rather be skinny and die young than be fat forever. What can I say? Fat camp didn't work for me.
Cathy Jamison : Yeah, well, there's gotta be other options.
Andrea Jackson : The blood sugar diet. The protein diet. The starvation diet. The pretending that I don't care strategy. You know what? You would be mean too.
Cathy Jamison : You just need more patience.
Andrea Jackson : [sarcastically] Oh, I'm healed! Thanks, Mrs. Jamison. I should've come to you sooner.
Cathy Jamison : I'll pay you a 100 bucks for every pound you lose. Here. Here's a good faith...
Cathy Jamison : [pulls out money] $23. We meet in the gym every Friday at 2:00 for weigh-ins. If you smell like a cigarette, the deal is off.
Andrea Jackson : This skinny bitch will see you on Friday then.
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Cathy Jamison : Oh, I'm gonna burn my couch in the backyard on Friday if you want come over for a bonfire.
Sean Tolkey : Starting to get your weird back, sis.
Cathy Jamison : You have no idea.
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Cathy Jamison : You can't be fat and mean, Andrea.
Andrea Jackson : What?
Cathy Jamison : You heard me. If you're going to dish it out, you gotta be able to lick it up. Fat people are jolly for a reason. Fat repels people, but joy attracts them. Now, I know everyone's laughing at your cruel jokes, but nobody is inviting you to the prom, so you can either be fat and jolly, or a skinny bitch. It's up to you.
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Cathy Jamison : I just saw my brother's penis. Somebody shoot me in the eye.
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Sean Tolkey : The last you could do is buy a damn Hybrid.
Cathy Jamison : The least you could do is take a shower.
