With Amy in Sheldon's life (despite they still not being boyfriend/girlfriend), Bernadette in Howard's life, and even Raj now having a girlfriend (she being deaf so it doesn't matter that he can't speak to her), Leonard is the only one of the group who is currently without a significant female in his life. He doesn't seem to mind too much until everyone, even Stuart at the comic book store, constantly reminds him as such. And Leonard's air of desperation - as Amy refers to it - means that in his current state he is unlikely to find a girlfriend on his own. So Leonard reluctantly invokes the girlfriend clause in his friendship with Howard, meaning that Bernadette needs to find him a girlfriend. But will Leonard be desperate enough to continue to date Bernadette's choice of Joy, a friend from her self-defense class, a woman who talks about the hundred different ways she can rip his private parts off his body? Meanwhile, Sheldon fears that Amy's request for him to meet her mother is her ... Written by
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Title reference to Leonard's desperation in wanting a girlfriend, and Amy's comment that he might literally stink of desperation. See more
When Sheldon names the closest stars in ascending order of distance, he misses Alpha Centauri B (which in orbit with its close binary, Alpha Centauri A alternates between the second and third closest stars - after Proxima Centauri) Also Sheldon really should have started with our own Sun which of course is also a star and by far the closest. See more
Howard, I appreciate the effort, but this is like, the worst date of my life.
Seriously? I was once robbed by a pre-op transsexual I met on JDate, and that didn't even crack my top 10.
CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #303 FAMOUS QUOTES "Sometimes my life seems to be a never-ending succession of unhappy women." Friedrich Nietzsche "Restaurant bathroom doors should be identified with the words, "men" and "women." Silhouettes and cartoon drawings of sombreros, bowler hats, puffy skirts and pretty mouths do not provide enough information for drunks." Teddy Roosevelt "Jesus" Last Supper was clearly not organized to encourage conversation." Catfish Hunter "My memory of you is better than you." Lao Tzu "Erectile dysfunction commercials cause erectile dysfunction." Words of a prophet, written on a subway wall and tenement hall See more
Written by Brian Holland
& Lamont Dozier
Performed by The Four Tops See more