That's Barney. He means well.
Actually, we're not sure that's true.
I think he's awesome. I just feel bad for any woman with such low esteem she'd date a guy like that.
And that's when I realized that Robin hasn't told Don she and Barney used to date.
We're a lot alike, Don. We both enjoy a good Scotch, we both find my stories fascinating, and we both went out with Robin.
And now he knew.