- Captain Thaddeus Harris: Proctor, follow that boat!
- Proctor: I can't swim that fast, sir.
- Captain Thaddeus Harris: [points down] In that rowboat!
- Proctor: [starts climbing down a ladder] Oh, this'll be fun! You'll see, we can pack a picnic lunch, and...
- Captain Thaddeus Harris: Put a sock in it, Proctor!
- Carey Mahoney: [to Abby Cadabra] Officer Carey Mahoney, I'd like to aks you out. Eh, eh I mean, ask you a few questions.