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"Futurama" Lethal Inspection (TV Episode 2010) Poster

(TV Series)

(2010)

Quotes

Bender: Dying sucks butt! How do you living beings cope with mortality?

Turanga Leela: Violent outbursts.

Amy Wong: General sluttiness.

Philip J. Fry: Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.

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Philip J. Fry: This is every bit as fun as the real Civil War.

Turanga Leela: Not the Civil War, Private. We're re-enacting the Sith Wars.

Philip J. Fry: Sith? What the Hoth?

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Bender: So what could have caused that leak? A heat fracture, on account of I'm so hot?

Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: I'm afraid not. Oh, Bender, you have a fatal defect.

Bender: Ah, fatal, schmatal! I'll just download a wireless backup copy of me into an equally fabulous body.

Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: That's just it. You can't! You were built without a backup unit.

Bender: There's no backup copy of me?

Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: That's what I just said, you mortal coil.

Bender: So if I die...

Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: You die. Or as you put it...

[Blows raspberry]

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Bender: Looks like things are looking up.

Hermes Conrad: [Seeing incoming missles] Look up!

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Bender: Hey, we're just a stone's throw from Tijuana.

[Bender throws a stone over the fence]

Mexican #1: Dios mio! Someone just threw a rock here in the outskirts of Tijuana.

Bender: Is it within city limits?

Mexican #1: I think yes.

Bender: Told you.

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Bender: He's Mexican, I'm Mexican. Let me handle this.

Border Guard: Sus papeles, por favor.

Bender: [pause] Si.

[Guard hits him in head with guitar]

Bender: Ouch-o!

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Bender: Oh, no, they've killed me! Put me in my Sunday best and stick me in a box. Now they're lowering me into the cold, cold ground. Oh, here come the worms! Ha ha ha ha!

Philip J. Fry: You wouldn't be laughing so hard if you were really dead.

Bender: Nu-uh, because in case you didn't know, I'm a robot.

Philip J. Fry: So? You could die if something heavy fell on you, like a church.

Bender: My backup unit makes a backup copy of me every day, so if something happens to my body, I just download that copy into another body. I'm immortal, baby!

Amy Wong: What? Then how come you scream every time there's danger?

Bender: I didn't say I wasn't a drama queen.

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Darth Trocious: I shall rip out your heart and show it to you!

[Taps Scruffy with toy lightsaber]

Darth Trocious: It is done.

Scruffy: [Lies down] The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. Mmm-hmm.

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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: I have pain in joints I had removed years ago. Bender, could you get me my soft chair with the wheels?

Bender: You mean your wheelchair?

Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: No, not my wheelchair. The one with the wheels.

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Hermes Conrad: Don't shoot 'till you see the green of their eyes. It saves on bullets.

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Turanga Leela: You can't just go to the Central Bureaucracy. Bureaucrats are officious little pencil pushers who blend into the walls.

Hermes Conrad: [Wearing a shirt that matches the wall] I beg to differ.

Bender: Stinking bureaucrats. I hate 'em!

Turanga Leela: Of course, you could get a seasoned bureaucrat to guide you.

Bender: Hermes, old buddy!

Hermes Conrad: Old buddy? 8.4 seconds ago you hated me.

Bender: Time heals all wounds.

Hermes Conrad: All right, I'll help you, but only to show you that we're not pencil pushers.

Amy Wong: Are you taking your pocket filing cabinet?

Hermes Conrad: None of your beeswax.

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Old Man in Line: One death certificate, please.

[Dies]

Female Bureaucrat: Sorry, that's in Building C.

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Bender: His ass-ias is gracias.

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Hermes Conrad: Forget it, Bender. He's obviously long gone.

Bender: [Pointing to iguana] Oh, yeah? Maybe that's him in a costume.

[Picks up iguana]

Bender: Come out of there, or I'll squeeze you out like Tijuana toothpaste.

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Bender: Well, we're in Tijuana. I wanna live a little.

[the house is shot at]

Bender: I'm gonna die! That's the exact opposite of what I want!

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Bender: [as Hermes escapes the burning house] He did it!

[House explodes behind Hermes]

Bender: And he's not looking back at that cool explosion! He's a hero!

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