Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I don't like the looks of this V-GINY.
Zapp Brannigan: My God! We're defenseless, like fish in a barrel.
Richard Nixon's Head: Options?
Zapp Brannigan: My instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish.
Philip J. Fry: Leela should have come back by now. I wonder if she's okay?
Bender: You never ask me if I'm okay. I'm feeling a little neglected here.
Philip J. Fry: I'm sorry, Bender. How are you?
Bender: Shut up!
[as Leela and Zapp have sex]
Philip J. Fry: For God's sake! Censor it! Censor it!
V-Giny: Approved for all audiences!
Philip J. Fry: Nooooo!
Turanga Leela: This is it, the moment we should've trained for.
Hermes Conrad: So you're saying this thing is censoring planets?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Indeed. And we're next if we don't keep in in our collective pants. The only way to save Earth is to convince its citizens to repent their sinful ways.
Amy Wong: [Wearing S&M gear] So the orgy is off?
V-Giny: People of Earth, hear the righteous word of the mighty V-GINY!
Zapp Brannigan: Magnify that death sphere.
[Screen zooms in on a pixelated death sphere]
Zapp Brannigan: Why is it still blurry?
Kif Kroker: That's all the resolution we have. Making it bigger doesn't make it clearer.
Zapp Brannigan: It does on CSI Miami.
Amy Wong: I guess its time to indulge in some end-of-the-earth debauchery. Who's up for an orgy?
Dr. Zoidberg: Sure, but who is foolish enough to fly into what we all keep calling a death sphere?
Richard Nixon's Head: I say Brannigan.
Zapp Brannigan: I say no.
Turanga Leela: I say me.
Richard Nixon's Head: I say Leela.
Philip J. Fry: I say no!
Turanga Leela: I say me, again.
Zapp Brannigan: And I shall join you.
Turanga Leela: But it's a one-man ship.
Zapp Brannigan: And there'll be only one man. How would you feel about me sitting tailgunner with you?
Turanga Leela: Totally creeped out.
Zapp Brannigan: Then it's settled!
Zapp Brannigan: Captain's log: We have lost control of the ship. Adddendum: Whoooaaaa!
Philip J. Fry: The adult bookstore? I thought this was the public library.
Bender: Nope. Pubic Library.