Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions (2010 Video Game)
Ultimate Deadpool: Listen, Webby, I can't have you swinging around in your footy pajamas, destroying my cameras. You're going to have to tangle with my ARMY! And by army, I mean production assistants, and by production assistants, I mean unpaid interns, and by unpaid interns I mean fans. You're going to have to tangle with my FANS!
Ultimate Spider Man: Lamest. Supervillain. Ever.
Noir Spider-Man: Level with me, Toomes, were you always this wrong in the head?
2099 Spider-Man: Come on! You started the hotdog eating contest without me?
Goon: Spider-Man, we've been waiting.
Noir Spider-Man: [knocking Goon out] Sorry. Traffic sucked.
Guard: Bravo, Spider-Man is on the underside of your choppa.
Amazing Spider-Man: That's my time to boogie. Thanks for the ride, guys.
Amazing Spider-Man: I need your help with something
Construction worker: It's not dangerous is it?
Amazing Spider-Man: No... not really.
Noir Spider-Man: Nighty Nite, don't let the bedbugs bite.
[knocks a Goon out]
Amazing Spider-Man: Some guys never learn... And, er, speaking of learning, you should learn how to count. Something tells me you're outnumbered.
[Spider-Man throws Mysterio to the other versions of himself]
Amazing Spider-Man: Gentlemen...
Noir Spider-Man: I really hate this fella.
[Noir Spider-Man hits Mysterio]
Ultimate Spider Man: Aw, come on, he's a blast to kick in the face.
[Ultimate Spider-Man hits Mysterio with a spinning kick to his face]
2099 Spider-Man: Pal, you got...
[Spider-Man 2099 hits Mysterio with an uppercut]
2099 Spider-Man: SHOCKED!
Noir Spider-Man: Say Uncle!
[kicks a goon and knocks him out]
Ultimate Deadpool: Oh, I just remembered, I have to... uh... floss.
Ultimate Spider Man: Ah, don't run away like a sniveling coward just because I was whipping your heinie.
Ultimate Deadpool: I'm not running away! I'm just going to find a dictionary so I can look up "sniveling"! Sniveling.
Ultimate Deadpool: Heinie.
Ultimate Deadpool: Get in here boys, show Wally Webs here he can't twist my doorknobs!
Mysterio: Ahh, the Tablet of Order and Chaos, selling you to the highest bidder on the black market will make me a mint.
Amazing Spider-Man: Good, you could use a mint. Ugh, I can smell your breath from here.
Mysterio: [shouts] Spider-Man?
Amazing Spider-Man: Wait, how would you eat a mint through that fishbowl?
Ultimate Spider Man: You want it? *activates rage mode* YOU GOT IT!
Madame Web: Thank you spider-man. You should be proud to know your legacy is being upheld across time and space
Amazing Spider-Man: Yeah those guys were alright but you have to admit...
Noir Spider-Man: with four different spider-men...
Ultimate Spider Man: one thing I know for sure...
2099 Spider-Man: out of all of them...
Amazing Spider-Man: [all say in unison] I'M THE BEST!