The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Squirt and the Whale (2010)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Barney Gumble, Bluella, Snowball II, Hans Moleman, Joe Quimby, Whales

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Oh Lisa, I'm sorry. I tried my best. I know it's really hard when you discover your dad isn't perfect.

  Bart Simpson : Not perfect? You can say that again.

  Homer Simpson : I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron!

• Homer Simpson : Lisa, you take the car.

  Lisa Simpson : But I can't drive.

  Homer Simpson : Haven't you learned anything from watching Bart drive?

  Lisa Simpson : A little.

• Lisa Simpson : We're going to check out the storm damage!

  Homer Simpson : Be careful! If you see a downed power line, do whatever it is people are supposed to do in that situation.

• Homer Simpson : I'm not made of money. I'm made of man meat and a skeleton.

• Lisa Simpson : Dad, the sharks must think you're a baby whale!

  Homer Simpson : Ooh, a baby whale. My diet is working.

• Lisa Simpson : Do you think they'll be all okay?

  Homer Simpson : Absolutely. He's young, he's got a couple of cute kids, soon he'll hook up with a beautiful octopus. They'll have to sell the old place, too many memories, but if I'm not mistaken, there might be a little whalepus on the way.

• Marge Simpson : We lost our wedding china.

  Homer Simpson : Now we'll have to eat Thanksgiving dinner on regular plates like animals.

• Homer Simpson : Typical eco-jerks! Usin' words to talk!

• Lisa Simpson : [Homer is using fans connected to Flanders' house to power the turbine]  Dad, it sort of defeats the whole purpose of using wind power if you power the windmill with electricity from Flanders.

  Ned Flanders : Homer, this meeting of your "fan" club is adjourned.

  Homer Simpson : But we haven't heard the minutes of our last meeting.

  [Flanders disconnects fans] 

  Homer Simpson : You used to be nicer!

• Lisa Simpson : Those babies are doomed, just like their mom. I guess it's just nature's way.

  Homer Simpson : Nature is just a toothless, dying old hag! Let's go save those baby whales!

• Lisa Simpson : Dad, I found what you were looking for.

  Homer Simpson : A churro you can eat in the shower?