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"The Simpsons" Treehouse of Horror XXI (TV Episode 2010) Poster

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Milhouse Van Houten: Satan's Path?

Bart Simpson: It's gotta be good if Satan put his name on it.

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Lou: [facing a giant chess knight piece] Chief, I don't like the looks of that knight.

Chief Wiggum: Don't worry, Lou. We're two spaces away and one to the right.

[the chess knight lands on Chief Wiggum]

Chief Wiggum: I guess it's game, set, match for me.

Lou: I think you mean check and mate, Chief.

Chief Wiggum: I just got crused by a giant horse, Lou. Can you cut me a break?

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Lisa Simpson: My boyfriend will be here. Remember not to be yourselves.

Homer Simpson: I know, I know. Don't serve anything with garlic, don't try to stab him in the heart with a stake, don't ask him if he knows Frankenstein, it's racist somehow.

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Bart Simpson: Come on, it's just a game. We're not hurting anybody.

[Accidentally hits Milhouse in the eye with controller]

Milhouse Van Houten: Ow! My non-lazy eye!

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Marge Simpson: Oh, Homey. What a great idea to take a cruise in uncharted waters.

Homer Simpson: Yeah. Charts are for squares, baby.

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Edmund: Dad,I don't need a chaperone. I'm 400 years old.

Count Dracula: You live under my crypt, you follow my rules.

Edmund: You're tearing me apart!

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Count Dracula: Look, I'm more than just a vampire. I'm also a sucker for dixieland jazz.

[Plays jazz trumpet]

Edmund: You said you weren't bringing it.

Count Dracula: I said I might not.

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Bart Simpson: There comes a time to beat the crap out of childish things.

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Bart Simpson: I wish I could see mom one more time so I could say, "this was all your fault!"

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Lisa Simpson: You're a vampire! I should be afraid, but I'm not.

Edmund: Come, Lisa. Let us go over the trees the way a bat does, by jumping.

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