Glee (TV Series)

Special Education (2010)

Jenna Ushkowitz: Tina Cohen-Chang

Quotes 

• Finn Hudson : Look, I'm all for pumping up the team, making everyone feel special, but that's for practice. You don't take the star quarterback out before the big game.

  Rachel Berry : Yep.

  Tina Cohen-Chang : Easy to say when you're the star quarterback.

  Finn Hudson : This isn't just about me. This is about the team.

  Santana Lopez : You are such a hypocrite.

  Rachel Berry : Oh, like you even know what that means.

  Santana Lopez : It means that your boyfriend is full of crap, hobbit.

• Tina Cohen-Chang : We have a big problem.

  Artie Abrams : Is the problem your outfit? Because you look like a cheerleader zombie corpse.

• Rachel Berry : You told Kurt?

  Finn Hudson : I don't remember. Maybe.

  Mercedes Jones : About Finn and Santana? No, I think I told him.

  Rachel Berry : Who told you?

  Quinn Fabray : Me. I think Brittany told me. Or maybe it was Puck.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Yeah, it was me.

  Rachel Berry : Everybody knew about this but me?

  Tina Cohen-Chang : Pretty much.

  Santana Lopez : Nobody tells you anything because "A", you're a blabber mouth, and "B", we all just pretend to like you.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : That's not true. I kind of like her.

  Finn Hudson : Look, Rachel, when all this happened, you were dating another guy, so you don't really have a right to be pissed at me about it, okay? And fine, I shouldn't have lied about it, but to be honest, that isn't what you care about. You care about the Santana of it all.

  Rachel Berry : Oh, who are you right now?

  Lauren Zizes : Best green room ever.

• Rachel Berry : [fighting with Finn]  You know what? You guys are going to have to find somebody else to mindlessly harmonize in the background, because I'm not going on stage with him.

  Artie Abrams : Make that two subs. I'm not going out there with Brittany.

  Tina Cohen-Chang : Me, either.

  Will Schuester : Enough! Listen to yourselves! I'm ashamed of you. Think back to where you were this time last year. In this room. No set list, no choreography. No chance in hell of winning, but you did win. Because you did it together. Look, I don't care if you guys hate each other. All I want is for you guys to go out there and sing together. Get up there, and for six minutes, remind yourselves that you're not alone.

• Santana Lopez : Where's Puck? I haven't seen him since yesterday, and I need him to get me a churro.

  Mercedes Jones : My guess is he'd rather quit Glee Club than lose sectionals, and I can't blame him. Our set's gonna be real light on the Mercedes.

  Tina Cohen-Chang : I'm telling you, if the Warblers win sectionals, it's only because we gave them Kurt. We should not clap.

  Brittany Pierce : If we lose, we should throw possums.