Castle (TV Series)
Law & Murder (2011)
Nathan Fillion: Richard Castle
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Quotes
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Richard Castle : [Martha gives him a green-colored smoothie] Gaa! Are you trying to kill me? What's in this?
Martha Rodgers : Everything you need for a healthier and longer life.
Richard Castle : [pulls a leaf out of his mouth] What is the sense in living longer if you have to drink that?
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Richard Castle : Hmm.
Kate Beckett : "Hmm" what?
Richard Castle : Alexis said she'd be in the Village today, but she's over in Williamsburg.
Kate Beckett : Well, how do you know she's in Williamsburg?
Richard Castle : GPS tracked her phone.
Kate Beckett : You tracked her phone?
Richard Castle : Yeah. Super cool app I just downloaded. I can see where she is at any time.
Kate Beckett : Does she know that you're doing this?
Richard Castle : [laughs] What, are you kidding? No, she'd kill me.
Kate Beckett : And be justified.
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Richard Castle : So, plans with Josh tonight?
Kate Beckett : No, he's on shift. I was thinking of sneaking off to the Angelika. "Forbidden Planet"'s playing.
Richard Castle : [feigning ignorance] "Forbidden Planet"? Is, uh... Is that the one with the robot?
Kate Beckett : You've never seen "Forbidden Planet"?
Richard Castle : [shrugs] More of a "Star Wars"/"Matrix" guy myself.
Kate Beckett : Oh, my gosh. Castle, this is the movie that inspired those two. That's it. I'm taking you. My treat.
Richard Castle : Oh, no, no. I, have... I have plans.
Kate Beckett : Nope, not anymore.
Richard Castle : [he follows her out, a smirk on his face] All right, well, can I have, uh, candy and popcorn?
Kate Beckett : Sure. Oh, Castle, you're gonna love this. This is Leslie Nielsen before he became a comic genius.
Richard Castle : Really?
Kate Beckett : Yeah.
Richard Castle : Can we stop at Remy's for burgers after?
Kate Beckett : Now you're pushing it.
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Richard Castle : Murder, mystery, wrapped up inside a courtroom thriller. I can't believe John Grisham *hasn't* written this book.
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Richard Castle : So, tell me, what happened in Williamsburg.
Alexis Castle : Two days ago, a bunch of us went to Keena's of Brooklyn. It's a boutique. And my friends thought it would be cool if we all took a couple things.
Richard Castle : You shop...
[Castle lowers his voice as a patrol cop walks by]
Richard Castle : [quietly] You were shoplifting?
Alexis Castle : No. I couldn't, but my friends did, and they said I was chicken.
Richard Castle : So you went back to finish the job to impress your friends.
Alexis Castle : No, I went back to pay for what they stole. I couldn't just let someone get cheated like that. I took money out of my savings and went back to the store. When I got there, I put cash on the counter with a note and ran out as fast as I could.
Richard Castle : [pause] I don't know whether to be angry or proud. What friends were you with?
Alexis Castle : It doesn't matter.
Richard Castle : Well, of course it matters.
Alexis Castle : Who I was with is off the table. I'm not gonna narc on them.
Richard Castle : Again, angry and proud.
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Richard Castle : Why were there news vans out front?
Kate Beckett : Because of who our victim is. Joe McUsic.
Richard Castle : Who?
Kate Beckett : Juror number seven in the Lyla Addison case.
Richard Castle : The Addison case? Seriously? What happened?
Kate Beckett : He dropped dead during the closing argument. Lanie thinks he was poisoned.
Richard Castle : [pulling out his cell phone] Heir to the Addison fortune is murdered and, during the trial, a juror is murdered as well. This has all the makings of a John Grisham novel.
Kate Beckett : What are you doing?
Richard Castle : I'm, uh, texting my poker group, calling dibs on this story.
Lanie Parish : [Beckett and Castle enter the morgue] It was poison, all right. Pink lividity, the smell of bitter almonds. Test strip came back positive for cyanide.
Richard Castle : Cyanide? That is fantastic!
[Lanie looks at him weirdly]
Richard Castle : Unless you're the juror.
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[Castle has invited Martha and Alexis to see "Forbidden Planet", but they both have plans]
Richard Castle : Well, then it looks like I'm going by myself.
[phone rings]
Richard Castle : Or maybe... not at all
[answers phone]
Richard Castle : For Richard Castle, press one.