- Vincent Nigel-Murray: And you found a goat tethered to a state.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Chupacabra means goat sucker.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: So for cause of death, you want me to put down - goat sucker?
- Terry Bemis: I would point out that ever major advance in the history of science was at first dismissed as fairy tale or psuedo science.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Cryptozoology starts with a concluson and then works backwards to prove it. That's the opposite of science.
- Terry Bemis: I'm sorry, did you just come here to insult me and my work?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No. I came here because you're a suspect in the murder of Lee Coleman.
- Terry Bemis: [to the camera] And we'll be right back.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I believe the bite marks to Coleman's ribs came from a taxidermied bear.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Right. So he was killed by a stuffed animal?
- Dr. Lance Sweets: The FBI's convinced that the whole attack was faked. That there's no such thing the chupacabra.
- Terry Bemis: There's ample literature that proves otherwise.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Is this your own self-published literature we're talking about?
- Terry Bemis: It doesn't matter. With all the media frenzy over Coleman's death, those woods are like Grand Central Station. I'm sure the chupacabra has long since fled. It's like the Loch Ness fiasco all over again.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: You just turned up the volume. I could've done that.
- Angela Montenegro: I'm sorry. Uh, do I just say "You just look at gooey stuff all day. I could've done that."
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Recent studies show that mothers who gain excess weight during pregnancy make their babies more prone to childhood obesity.
- Angela Montenegro: Oh, that's interesting. I read a study that says that husbands who suggest their pregnant wives are fat, are far more prone to get slugged by them.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Right.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Don't sound so sad. Do you really want to live in a world where chupacabras run free?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yes, I really do.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Believers in superstitions like these, they turn to illogical explanations as a way of deriving control in a frightening and uncertain world.
- Nadine Tweed: They're nuts.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: That's a more succinct way of putting it.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: It's my job to determine whether you're capable of murdering and mutilating a human being.
- Randy Shepard: A guy would have to be crazy to do something like that, right?
- Dr. Lance Sweets: What do you think?
- Randy Shepard: Yeah, I guess so. I'm not crazy so I couldn't have done it.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Oh, this coming from the woman that believes the stars control our fates.
- Angela Montenegro: Of course you're going to belittle astrology. You're a virgo.