Redneck Action Movie with lots of 4 Wheel Drives and some T&A 2.1/10
I know there is a recession on at the moment and I understand that actors, just like everybody else, need to earn a crust, but why in holy hell did Marc Macaulay appear in this poor excuse for a movie, lets call it a 'Film Substitute' from now an shall we? In case your unfamiliar (that means "don't know") with his work, there's 'Edward Scissorhands', 'Monster', 'Drive Angry' the list is very long but 'this' crap is really lowering his all ready quite low standards. Can a real actor recover from this sort of thing?
Well now, this film has everything the discerning Redneck could ever want, atrocious acting, tractors, WWF Wrestlers, 4 wheel drive contests, loads of T&A, very bad acting, oh wait, bad acting's been said, hot Gypsy chicks with huge breasts that drive hot-rods....the list just goes on. Nearly forgot to mention the enforced mud wrestling.
The problem with this flick is that they should have stopped with just using bad 'Honey Boo Boo' style acting but they had to try to use a fancy storyline (no Vampires at least). An ancient curse that involves wearing colored contacts and staring really, really hard at people while copying the neck movement of an Owl. I hope the writer got paid a little extra for that one. Here's a thought, will they ever put this garbage onto Blu-ray? (Shudder)
If your fed up with watching "real" movies then give one of these new fangled 'Film Substitutes' a try. You don't know what you might be missing. Y'all hear now?
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