Axl Heck: I have to take care of this stupid baby thing for a week for health class. They said they're teaching us about sex ed. What do babies have to do with sex?
Frankie Heck: They ruin it.
Frankie Heck: Welcome to Orson Heritage Village. My name is Rachel Moody Cochran. In 1816 I came by wagon train to this very town where I gave birth to all nineteen of my children, four of whom survived.
Obadiah: I'll be wanting another one come spring.
Mike Heck: What're you doing?
Frankie Heck: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm rocking a piece of our grandchild.
Frankie Heck: I am selling cars, I'm dyeing wool. Obadiah wants me to take a job as a schoolteacher because there's a drought and the corn isn't gonna save us this year. Even at my second job I have to get another job. I have two lives in two centuries and they both suck.