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"The Middle" Taking Back the House (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

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Brick Heck: Wait, who's the lion?

Mike Heck: I am. I'm the lion. I'm the lion in ALL of the stories.

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Axl Heck: This is unfair. You're parents. It's your job to put your kids first.

Mike Heck: Who says?

Axl Heck: I'll tell you who says. "The Giving Tree". You're the ones who read us the book. The tree gave up all its leaves and - and its apples and its branches, and it let the little boy cut it down so it could be a canoe. And it didn't complain and go nuts and kick anyone off the TV. It wanted to be a stump. It was happy!

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Axl Heck: God, if you don't want to do anything for us, why'd you even have kids?

Mike Heck: 'Cause babies are cute. If you had come out teenagers, we might've had to rethink.

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Brick Heck: I looked up "Moby Dick", the hard edition.

Mike Heck: Uh, you didn't.

Brick Heck: And you can't believe what came up.

Mike Heck: Oh, I'm afraid we can.

Brick Heck: All these first editions and stuff.

Frankie Heck: Oh, see?

Mike Heck: Oh, good for you, Brick.

Frankie Heck: That's what the Internet is for - books.

Brick Heck: Oh, and then I met some guy online who wants to meet me at the park.

[leaves]

Frankie Heck: Maybe we should have taken him to the library.

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