Frankie Heck: Hey, you're already up.
Axl Heck: That's right. Up since five. Hope you're happy; I'm a morning person now.
Frankie Heck: It was one day, Axl. I got you up on time one day.
Axl Heck: Yeah, well, it's very dangerous to play around with a teenager's sleep cycle. Probably messed up my development. I probably won't be able to have babies or something.
Mike Heck: That might not be such a bad thing.
Sue Heck: Mom, look! I printed out the front page of the school website. Look at it!
Frankie Heck: "Overheated Student Ruins Pep Rally". Oh, honey.
Sue Heck: I know! I'm in the paper. I'm "overheated student". Everyone's going to know me now!
Frankie Heck: I'm serious, if this was 'Supernanny' and we saw this morning on hidden home camera, Jo would crucify us!