Claire and Mitchell enlist each other's help in trying to spare their significant others from embarrassment - Cameron from his unfortunate wardrobe choices, and Phil from his joke-ridden speech for the realtors' banquet. Meanwhile Jay tries to prove a point to Gloria by attending a quincea-era thrown by one of his employees, and Haley gives Alex sisterly advice on how to be cool. Written by
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Stop talking. I just need some time for this wound to become a scar.
I'm sorry I got Claire involved, but - and this is not a criticism - but sometimes you can be a little sensitive about your appearance.
Well, this *is* a criticism. Sometimes, you can be insensitive about everything.
Oh, my... I just... Cam, I just feel like our relationship's strong enough to survive a little candor. I mean... look, you could tell me if there's something about me you'd like to change.
[without missing a beat
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