Modern Family (TV Series)
The Musical Man (2011)
Julie Bowen: Claire Dunphy
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Quotes
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Alex Dunphy : Good morning, family. How are you all doing on this beautiful day?
Claire Dunphy : Okay, what's this?
Alex Dunphy : Haley's SAT scores are available online.
Haley Dunphy : I hate you.
Claire Dunphy : Oh, today's the big day! Let's take a look, see how she did.
Haley Dunphy : Do we really have to look at them now?
Phil Dunphy : Don't worry. We're not expecting any miracles.
Haley Dunphy : Thank you.
Claire Dunphy : Are those Haley's scores? Are you sure?
Haley Dunphy : Are they bad?
Claire Dunphy : No. They're not bad.
Haley Dunphy : Are they good?
Claire Dunphy : No, they're average. Sweetie, we did it. Our baby is average.
Phil Dunphy : Medium five!
[High-fives Claire]
Alex Dunphy : [In disbelief] This is just a fluke. She can take them again.
Claire Dunphy : Yeah, and she'll probably do even better. You are gonna have your choice of some pretty good colleges when the time comes.
Haley Dunphy : If I go to college.
Claire Dunphy : What?
Haley Dunphy : I've been thinking about it lately, and I might... not. Later.
Alex Dunphy : [Satisfied] Well, we took the scenic route, but we ended up in the same place!
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Phil Dunphy : [Taps Claire on the shoulder] Excuse me. I'm so sorry, I never do this with celebrities, but are you by any chance the foxy mom in the new Horizon Realty ad?
Claire Dunphy : Am I gonna regret doing that?
Phil Dunphy : Did the Marlboro Man have any regrets?