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"Modern Family" Manny Get Your Gun (TV Episode 2010) Poster

(TV Series)

(2010)

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Jay Pritchett: I am always on time. It's easy for me, 'cause I'm organized. Not my wife. You think growing up in a place full of death squads and drunk uncles she'd learn to run faster.

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: [Runs in and sits down] Sorry! Sorry! I couldn't find my earring. So, what were we talking about?

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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Tell me the truth, Jay. Did you put the keys in my bag?

Jay Pritchett: ...No.

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: I won't be mad.

Jay Pritchett: In order to prove a point, I may have put the keys...

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: [Punches Jay repeatedly in the arm] I knew it!

Jay Pritchett: Why did I give you such a big watch?

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Why, Jay? What point were you trying to make?

Jay Pritchett: I just wanted you to be more organized. You can be a little scatterbrained sometimes.

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: You are the one whose brains are going to be scattered! Manny, hand me the gun!

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Manny Delgado: It says in the box that this is for ages sixteen and up. Are you sure I should have this?

Jay Pritchett: What do you mean? You were born sixteen.

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Haley Dunphy: [about family camp] I can't go back there. I heard this summer they're having a hoedown.

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Phil Dunphy: Care to make this interesting?

Alex Dunphy: I don't think that's possible.

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Cameron Tucker: You cheated on me.

Mitchell Pritchett: How did I cheat on you?

Cameron Tucker: You cheated on me with choreography, and that's the worst kind.

Mitchell Pritchett: How is that the worst...

Cameron Tucker: You danced without me, Mitchell!

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Jay Pritchett: You should have a system.

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: I have a system. I put things down and then I remember where I put them.

Jay Pritchett: And that's preferable to, say, putting the keys in the keyholder that just happens to look like a large key?

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Stop screaming!

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Jay Pritchett: [as Manny mixes two soda drinks together] What are you doing?

Manny Delgado: Turning back the clock.

[while Jay hides Gloria's car keys in her purse, Manny drinks mixed sodas and cringes]

Manny Delgado: That's disgusting!

Jay Pritchett: Don't judge. You're not married. This never happened.

Manny Delgado: What never happened?

Jay Pritchett: That's a good man.

Manny Delgado: Boy! I'm a boy!

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Manny Delgado: How do I look?

Jay Pritchett: Like Al Capone.

Manny Delgado: Thanks.

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Alex Dunphy: Dad, you just missed a stop sign.

Phil Dunphy: Then we'll stop twice on the way back.

Haley Dunphy: Good, that'll give us time to find the hubcap we lost passing the temple parking lot.

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Manny Delgado: What did you mean I was born sixteen?

Jay Pritchett: I'm just saying you were never a kid. Which is good, because I hate kids.

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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: How come I do all the looking while you do all the sitting?

Jay Pritchett: Because you do all the losing.

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: You are this close to doing all the sleeping in a tent on the backyard.

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